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    Experts call for end of flushing toilets on World Toilet Day | News.com.au Top stories | News.com.au

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    Al Boob Gore and Rosie (Hog Face) O'Donnell are going to protest Toilets by not sh!tting for 6 months.
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    That's got to be bed sheets, man... :D

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    [size=+4]This idea stinks!!![/size]



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    Brown? The user makes it brown with every pass. Well, sometimes green too. :eek: White's better cuz people like looking at the TP once they've wiped. The first thing we do is sneak a peak into the bowl to see what "it" looks like, then we analyze the first pass for traces of a past meal. You know, the old "oh, this must be the salad I had cuz I can see a piece of black olive". :D

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    Brown TP would sell like hot cakes! People would go through rolls like there's no tomorrow. :p

    How does a blind person know when they can stop wiping?

    It's a good thing poop is tapered....imagine if it was square?
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    This could all work if we were to prefect transporter technology. :idea2:
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    If human sh!t ever became of value poor people would be born without a$s holes.
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    This means WAR their messing with one of my favorite pass times. :beatingcoming: :D
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