Inspired by the 'top ten helmets' thread, and as a leading expert in aesthetics, here's my take on all 32 NFL helmets: Arizona: Clean and clear. 7/10 Atlanta: Nice bird, too dark overall. 5/10 Baltimore: Also dark, has a certain something. 6/10 Buffalo: Dynamic reworking of old silhouette. 9/10 Carolina: Created in a coffee-break? 4/10 Chicago: Dull. 4/10 Cincinnati: Different, vibrant, a love-or-hate design. 6/10 Cleveland: Minimalist. Spoiled by thick white stripe. 2/10 Dallas: Uninspired but iconic. 6/10 Denver: Abysmal. Should be logo of a metal band called 'Stallion'. 0/10 Detroit: Finger-paint pic in effete powder blue. 4/10 Green Bay: Lame, but rescued by unusual colours for NFL. 6/10 Houston: Neat and clever design lost on the background colour. 6/10 Indianpolis: Pleasing old-school charm. 7/10 Jacksonville: See Carolina. 4/10 Kansas City: Letters are lame. 4/10 Miami: Sunny and charming. Needs teeth. 7/10 Minnesota: Great colours, simple and appropriate design. 8/10 New England: Smart, good colours. A little too 'corporate'? 7/10 New Orleans: Too stately and static. 4/10 NY Giants: ZZZzzzz. 3/10 NY Jets: Elegant. A design classic. 9/10 Oakland: Over-rated piece of kitsch. 5/10 Philadelphia: Wings too close to temples. 5/10 Pittsburgh: Odd but effective. 7/10 Rams: Classic; a little obvious though? Was better with bolder colours. 6/10 San Diego: Vibrant, conveys energy and threat. 8/10 San Francisco: More lame letters sved by good colour scheme. 6/10 Seattle: Wonderful design, hampered by sludgy helmet colour. 8/10 Tampa Bay: Replaced the elegant pirate with this? A skull and crossbones?? Such creativity. 1/10 Tennessee: Oil-rig was great, new design has great colours and an indefinable magic. 10/10 Washington: Straightforward, but still a classic. 8/10 So my top five are 1. Titans 2. Bills 3. Jets 4. Seahawks 5. Chargers PS Apologies for my spelling of 'colour'.