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  1. weswelker#83

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    "This team reminds us a lot of us back in '72. A couple of talented backs leading a powerful running game, and a dominant defense void of big-name stars. Plus, they're from Florida. It's almost like looking in a mirror. Only they're 11-5, not 17-0. So it would have to be one of those funhouse mirrors that makes you look like a disgusting, pathetic freak."

    http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=gallo/071231&sportCat=nfl
     
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    Re: Don Shula on the Jacksonville Jaguars:

    DJ Gallo is hilarious
     
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    Re: Don Shula on the Jacksonville Jaguars:

    Morris on the Indianapolis Colts: "How does it feel to be the reigning champs and have no one give you any respect? Stinks, doesn't it? Then imagine what it's like to feel that way for 35 years! Thirty-five years and we've been the only unbeaten team. Don't let this happen. Please! It's all we've got. Please! I beg of you. Please beat the Patriots in the playoffs! Please! We know we weren't that good. We know we played a weak schedule. We know. But this is all ... [sniffle] ... we've ... [sob] ... got. Pleeeeeeeeeeease. [Indistinguishable moaning while rolling around on the floor.]"

    :rofl:
     
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    MRBLAZE Third String But Playing on Special Teams

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    Re: Don Shula on the Jacksonville Jaguars:

    I cannot wait until the '72 Dolphins are SHUT UP.

    They will not have anything classy to say no matter what, they're just a group of sad old people.
     
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    Re: Don Shula on the Jacksonville Jaguars:

    take out the old and these are my sentiments also.
     
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    Re: Don Shula on the Jacksonville Jaguars:

    I'm amazed he knew Jacksonville was in Florida.
     
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    Re: Don Shula on the Jacksonville Jaguars:

    It sucks to have guys stay loyal to their teams, huh?
     
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    Re: Don Shula on the Jacksonville Jaguars:

    It just continues to amazes me that these old goats will bring up their old team whenever chance presents itself. I guess Jags will remind them of 72 Fishes a lot when Pats put beat down on them.
     
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    Re: Don Shula on the Jacksonville Jaguars:

    They remind me of Seatle Slew...
     
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    Re: Don Shula on the Jacksonville Jaguars:

    Shula didn't say it. It is a parody by an ESPN Page 2 comedian.

    I fixed the thread title for Weswelker#83.
     
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    of course it is a satire , read bottom page in the link. ;)
     
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    Kinda of Cool. :cool3:
    Thanks S H U - L A now PATs can say they beat the 72 Dolphins in their
    19-0 season and there is NO question who the greatest team of all time is. :D
     
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