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    Not making this up. In today's "expose all" climate, it's not surprising. But as an aspiring presidential candidate??

    Sounds like lines from "Brokeback Mountain".


    Edwards talks issues, borrows salve on RAGBRAI

    REGISTER STAFF WRITER

    July 25, 2007


    Dumont, Ia. — Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards squeezed into a pair of Spandex bike shorts today and pedaled on the RAGBRAI route with champion cyclist Lance Armstrong.

    After riding from just north of Dumont to Kesley, Edwards wrapped his arms around a several riders from Team Killer Bees for a photo, but declined be held aloft in their traditional sideways pose. "You'd drop me, then I couldn't be president," he joked.

    Then he sat down in Kesley for a diet soda and a pork chop. "My second," he said.

    ....

    "This is actually not hard, this is fun," Edwards said as he climbed a hill on County Road T16 on a black Trek road bike he borrowed for the day. "The biggest problem is my butt hurts. Is that normal?"

    "Do you want some Chamois Butt'r?" Peter Klein, of Beloit, Wisc., asked him.


    More (if you have a strong stomach):
    http://www.desmoinesregister.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070725/NEWS/70725054/1001



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    Edwards
    His crazy wife said "she stopped eating tangerines" to help in the war on Global Warming :singing: :singing:

    Bin Laden must love these democrats.
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    If laughter is the best medicine, the Dems are single-handedly keeping bin Laden alive. Any other guy with his health problems would have met Mohammed a long time ago.



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    I bet the liberals behind the gay agenda put him up to it, they want to make us think that butts are normal.

    Speaking of butts hurting, though, didn't Bush go bike riding the day after his colonoscopy? Not that it makes an iota of difference in their leadership, but it sure sounds like Bush has the stronger butt.
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    Caring about this is the problem with our country.
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    I was just going to type:


    WHO CARES?!? :confused:

    You beat me to it. ;)
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    Aaron: Hey, Moses, what are you doing up on that mountain for 40 days?

    Moses: Well, I was getting what seemed like really important stuff to write on these tablets, since I'm the leader of all you Hebrews, but I think I just found a boy-friend, instead. Do you think it's OK?

    Aaron: Yeah, sure, who cares.




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    Edwards ought to be a comedian, but I doubt Leno or Letterman are worried.



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    Edwards
    How does he keep his hair from getting messed up when he rides a bike.

    Bush
    When Bush goes bike riding he falls off

    The last time Uncle Teddy rode a bike he smashed it through a liquor store window, he had his sister Eunice's dog in the basket :singing:

    "Oh look, isn't that Teddy Kennedy"
    "TEDDY, TEDDY, OH TEDDY, HI TEDDY, WE LOVE YOU"
    :bricks:
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    I read about that!! Eunice was so upset to find a fifth of Scotch where her favorite poodle used to be. But, then, she forgot all about the dog when Teddy opened the bottle.



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    Would Aaron have approved Moses running off with his girlfriend instead? Is Aaron, who built the golden calf, even a good judge of morals?

    I sense that God is ashamed of you right now.
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    For what?

    Nah, God is proud that somebody stands up for what He stands for.

    Maybe Aaron built the calf because he *thought* Moses was messing around, which would have made Moses unqualified to lead. Little did Aaron know; but he sure found out real quick!!! Didn't he?!


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    Guess he wore his helmet too tight.

    Regards,
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    :D

    He's just a little out of practice, being a candidate, you know.



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    Bush is a "hard azz."


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    The conclusion can only be: no butts about it.



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    And I thought he was arranging for the marriages of child brides to uni members, so that they could breed more uni's, how does this work for democracy... it goes on and on.. you are a fraud, pure and simple.
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    This thread is upsetting to me, being the raging homophobe I am. Religious people's fascination with orifices is wierd.

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