Let's face it we all get e-mail spam. But I find it especially insulting that I get these 3 more than any other. 1: Cleanse your colon ... why do they care about my colon so much? They usually write this one implying how happy and peacefull everyone will be if my colon has been flushed. I get more of these during football season ... like duhhh. 2: Oprah/Green Tea - If I had Oprah's $$$ I could lose weight with tealess tea 3: Free Trial Anti Aging - If it doesn't work do I get old twice as fast? 4: Save 70% or 80% - what do I look like? A Jet's fan ? 5: College degree by mail - Do I still get to go outside for a smoke break? Just a few ... I leave room for others to chime in.