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    I will have to give todays Parking Lot photo an "A". Or, on a scale from 1-10, I will give it a 9.

    I don't know what Dr. Z's grade will be.:eat3:
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    Amen

    By the way, did yesterday's offering have a head pasted on a body? Didn't look right.

    I take my Parking lot very seriously.
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    Link? (10 char)
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    Ian has an agreement that we can't post The Parking Lot on the forums.

    Go to the front page of Patsfan.com. Go to "Features" in the upper left corner. Then click on "The Parking Lot". Sound like a lot of work but it's worth it today.
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    Im thinkin 8 and a half -- very very solid -- :D
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    The Russian judge only gave her a 5.5
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    I told them to leave her alone...she was sleeping. She heard me talking to them and said she was up and would take the picture...she's real cool about waking up at anytime for anything.:D
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    If a guy named Dr Z can give draft grades, then Dr. Nut can grade the Parking Lot.
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    Dr NUT????? I'm going to have a hard time keeping a straight face at my next check-up!!!!:D
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    Just don't ask for a second opinion.:rofl:
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    Today's,5/3, Parking Lot photo does not have the measurables that yesterdays photo did.

    Late second rounder or high third rounder. Dr. Nut's grade is C+. Could have been a reach at this spot compared to yesterdays first rounder.
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    Good call Dr. Nut. Definately does not have the physical gifts to make it to the next level.
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    You guys are totally clueless ... today's featured "Playa" runs a 4.32 when

    she is ready to "Rumble" ... She is an aggressive tackler and is great at

    cutting down the angle. Don't let the cover fool you, this girl grades out at

    Rd-1 material...the game is on her mind 24/7.
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    Perhaps. But nobody else has her on their board, so anything higher than the 4th round is a reach.
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    You never know about these selections. Even though yesterday's selection was graded as round 1, she could take plays off. She may depend too much on her measurables and not go all out.

    Today's selection may have that non-stop motor when she's in the game. She could be making plays all over the field.

    Grading these selections is speculative, at best, until you see what they do in real games.

    But, if Dr. Z can do it, so can I.
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    Yes. I have noticed that with some pictures there.
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    You mean mean the 5/1 photo. There was nothing pasted on yesterday's, 5/2.
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    Yes, it looked like the body was from a person who had just left the tanning booth, and the head/face looked like somebody who hadn't been out of their mother's basement in three years.
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    Actually, I missed that one. I was too busy mocking my draft board.
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    It's all good until NEM's head shows up on one of those girls bodies.
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    Wait till halloween...I'm sure there is nothing scarier than...NEM...with...breastisis

    :scared:
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    Today's photo,5/4, gets a DR. Nut grade of B+. She would have recieved an A but I think that she would have trouble picking up the play book.

    Plus leaning againts the tree may indicate that she may not want to put in the work needed. But she does have good measurables.
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    The palms on that tree are pointing to the moon.
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    you can look ahead
    and 5/7 is very very nice :)
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    Today's picture 5/5.

    PATSNUTme is riding a bicycle in front of her powering a huge fan.

    "PATSNUT"...she says...blow off the sand and the prize is "me"

    It's been a few hours now...obviously PATSNUTme has not been participating in the offseason conditioning program and so the sand remains.

    Who would like the next turn on the fan-bike???
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    Well, the grading of the draft classs continues even today 5/5.

    So, Dr Nuts grading of the Parking Lot continues.

    What can you say about today, 5/5, photo. She is a franchise player. Many are trying to trade up to grab her. Some have offered their entire draft class for her.

    I have her rated #1 on my Big Board.:rocker:
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    Yuck. Sand. I hate sand on nekked chicks.... why the $%@# do they do that? Ever get a mouthful of sand? Cripes, it takes days to get it all out.

    I'm pulling a Houston and passing on this one. :eek:
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    But it's well worth it.:singing:
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    Today 5/7 continues the run on beach sand photo's. This has been a strong class of beach sand photo's this year.

    So, it isn't a reach to rank this one #3 in her class.
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    True, but don't you think she's wearing too much? ;)

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