.... 1. The Patriots would mike up BB so we could see what really goes on along the side lines. It seems like they Mike up every dick head coach in the league, yet the only time we hear BB is when an NFL camera guy catches something on the fly. In this single case, I am jealous of other teams 2. The same goes for Tom Brady or Tedy Bruschi. I'd love to hear them during the games going off. This does NOT include Randy Moss. I think I've heard enough of him on the NFL network, and I didn't like it. 3. Someone would call the NFL network and tell them to make some NEW GD commercials. I have to turn the channel al the time because I'm starting to mouth the words. "We knew that THIS team was DESTINED to ....." EEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! its like the same stuff for over 8 months. Its not like they are BAD, it just the same 6 OVER and OVER again and again. MAKE IT GO AWAY!!!!!!!!! 4. You could have the same access that Michael Holley had for those 2 years......and could tell people ALL ABOUT what you heard as saw. It must drive him nuts to keep quiet sometimes when he KNOWS something, but can't say it. 5. You could have one day as the analyst on a Pats broadcast, and a week to prepare for it. I really feel sometimes, if you picked a REAL fan at random. Gave him or her a week to prepare, they wouldn't be worse than some of the stuff we have to endure each week. I know the technical part of doing a broadcast isn't as easy as it looks, but most of the time I learn more from these boards than from any insightful comment I hear on a broadcast. 6.....and of course I wish I could have my own column on pro football. But that's a personal wish, so I digress..... 7. You could sit next to Bill Polian during a Pats/Colts game......and go toe to toe with him when he goes off. 8. Don't you wish on of the OLmen on the field would just punch Sean Merriman in the mouth when he does his little staged dance after a sack. I think that would go a long way to get back some class and professionalism. 9. Speaking of sacks, don't you wish some announcer would tell the fans that even the BEST pass rushers in the league FAIL over 95% of the time. If the corresponding offensive line man did a dance every time THEY stopped a rusher, they'd be EXHAUSTED. In fact that's what I'd love to see the Pats OL do when they play SD in week 2. Everytime they pass and Brady isn't sacked, one of the OLmen should go right up to Merriman and do his little dance IN HIS FACE. It will make his antic so ridiculous, he might think twice about doing it, when he actually makes a sack.....and that would be sweet. 10. And finally Don't you wish that the Pats players would decide not to do any individual dances or celebrations after a good play. Its OK to get excited but celebrate as a team. Got that Jr, Ellis....Randy Well those are my 10. Feel free to add your own. REALLY, we don't have anything else to do till training camp arrives .