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    With Apologies to that Andrew Dice-Webber guy

    Don't Cry For Me Carolina

    It won't be easy
    You'll think it strange
    When I try to explain my e-mails
    That I still want good press
    After all that I've done
    You won't believe me
    All you will see
    Is a runaway guv
    Being dressd down on channel nine
    At six and at seven for you

    I had to take the SLED car
    I had to fly
    Couldn't stay with my wife down at home
    Looking out at the breakers
    Staying down at the beach
    So I chose freedom
    Running around trying everything new
    But nothing impressed me at all
    Hey look, now I'm on channel two!

    Don't cry for me Carolina
    The truth is I never left you
    All through my wild days
    My separation
    I lost my marbles
    Don't lose your patience

    And as for fortune and as for fame
    I never invited them in
    Though I guess I sure left that door open a crack
    They are intrusions
    They're not the solutions
    They were in the mid-nineties
    The answer was here all the time
    Oh crap, now I'm on channel three!

    Don't cry for me Carolina
    The truth is I never left you
    All through my wild days
    My separation
    I lost my marbles
    Don't lose your patience

    Have I said too much?
    Wait let me tell you how innocent it all was
    And all you have to do
    Is forget the hiking part
    and every word is true
     

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