Read more: Colt McCoy in Cleveland, Matthew Stafford in Detroit have fans optimistic - Don Banks - SI.com I'm trying to picture the conversation here: Phone rings. BB: New England Patriots, Bill Belichick speaking. Jeff Ireland, Dolphins GM: Hi Bill, it's Jeff. BB: Jeff who? JI: Jeff Ireland. General manager of the Dolphins. BB: Thinks for a moment. Oh, right. Hi, Jeff. What's up? JI: We'd like to discuss a trade for Brian Hoyer or Ryan Mallett. BB: Gets out tape recorder. Turns it on. I'm not sure I heard you correctly. Could you repeat that? JI: I said . . . we'd like to discuss a trade for Brian Hoyer or Ryan Mallett. BB: ROFLHAO.