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  1. TheGodInAGreyHoodie

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    Florham Park, NY (FNN) - The stunning loss of the New York Jets to the Miami Dolphins actually catapulted the Jets to legitimacy.

    Going into this weeks match up the biggest and most common knock on the Jets was the fact only one of the teams they had beaten all season long had a winning record. Had the Jets won they still would have only beaten one team with a winning record. However with the win by Miami, the Dolphins improving the Dolphins record to 7-6, making the Jets win over the Dolphins in week 3 all that more impressive than it would have been if the Dolphins were only 6-7.

    In the locker room after the game head coach Rex Ryan congratulated the team on improving their record over winning teams and then announced snack time. Sal Alosi was awarded the game ball after leading the team in tackles in the game.

    Mark Sanchez said he was "proud to do my part to make this happen."

    (I wrote it in the style of an Onion piece, hope you like it)
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    Nicely done.
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    Haha, nice one ;)
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    Goooood, goooooooooooood....
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    #54 Jersey

    Pretty clever.


    And hey, it improved our position in the quality standings as well. :D
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    well done, scarcasm is always appreciated, especially when discussing the JEST.
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    He he he.Like the Alosi tackle line the best.....
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    Very well done, sir! :p

    Though like alot of things IRL, the Onion can barely stay ahead of the satire curve. For example, I wouldn't put it past some dumb desperate Jets fans to go that route and actually take some of that "logic" seriously! :eek:
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    The greatest satire piece I ever read was written in 2001. The site no longer exists.

    Shortly after 9/11, folks were clamoring for more information regarding how much of a threat existed or how safe we were. This site wrote a hilarious piece on the government announcing a color coded system to tell us how much danger there was from terrorism.

    About two weeks later the DHS announced such a plan.
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    Good stuff!
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    :rofl:

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    Ouch that hurt my brain. I ready the first couple of parts over and over and then I finally read the last sentence and now it's hilarious :)
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    hahah very good
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