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  1. Real World

    Real World Moderator Staff Member

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    This is funny. Good thing I live in a single family home. You other pervs better be careful though!

    I wonder what DVD he was watching? On Golden Blonde, Jurrasic Pork, or maybe Big Trouble in Little Vagina? :D


    Porn DVD Screams Prompt Sword 'Rescue'

    Feb 21, 4:43 PM EST

    OCONOMOWOC, Wis. (AP) -- A man says he broke into an apartment with a cavalry sword because he thought he heard a woman being raped, but the sound actually was from a pornographic movie his upstairs neighbor was watching.

    "Now I feel stupid," said James Van Iveren, who has been charged in the case. "This really is nothing, nothing but a mistake."

    According to a criminal complaint, the neighbor told police that Van Iveren pounded on the door and kicked it open without warning Feb. 12, damaging the frame and lock.

    "Where is she?" Van Iveren demanded, thrusting the sword at the neighbor, the complaint said. "Where is she?"

    ......

    The neighbor later played for police the part of the DVD he believed Van Iveren heard downstairs.

    Van Iveren, 39, of Oconomowoc, was charged with criminal trespass, criminal damage and disorderly conduct, all while using a dangerous weapon, and is due in court March 5. Together, the misdemeanor counts carry a maximum sentence of 33 months in jail.

    Van Iveren said Tuesday that he heard a woman "screaming for help," grabbed the sword, bounded up the stairs, kicked in the apartment door and confronted the man who lived there.

    "I had the sword extended. But that was all," he said.

    Van Iveren, who lives with his mother in the downstairs apartment, said he did not call police when he heard the noises because he does not have a telephone. He said he barely knew the upstairs tenant.

    Police seized Van Iveren's sword, which he said was a family heirloom.



    http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/S/SWORD_CHARGE?SITE=NHPOR&SECTION=ASIA&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

    Hmm...lives downstairs with his mom...Agenda Boy, was that you? :p
  2. Harry Boy

    Harry Boy Look Up, It's Amazing PatsFans.com Supporter

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    YES, THAT WAS "AGENDA BOY" AND HIS SWORD, HE HAD A MASK ON TOO, THE GUY PLAYING THE PORNO MOVIE WAS ME :singing:
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  3. DarrylS

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    Starting the sauce early today, Harry????
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    No phone?

    Poor guy probably didn't know what a DVD or porn movie was either.

    :)
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    The story was funny enough with a vigilante breaking into a guy's apt watching porn, and holding a huge sword.

    The kicker was he was 39 years old and living with his mother.

    Hilarious.
  6. Real World

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    Even funnier are his posts in this forum. :D

    :rocker:

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