Do you like Tom Brady, man ?

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I saw this fantastic response from a user on Reddit, answering a question from a pats fan as to why fans of other teams hate our TFB. I just had to share it here.

Do you like Tom Brady, man?

I do not like him, you Pats fan
I do not like this Brady man

Don't you like Brady's three rings?

I do not like Tommy's three rings
I do not like Tommy winning
I do not like this Brady man
I do not like him, you Pats fan

Don't you like him modeling shoes?
Don't you like that he won't lose?

I do not like him modeling shoes
And I would like to see him lose
I do not like his three rings
I do not like him winning
I do not like this Brady man
I do not like him, you Pats fan

But he's the best of all time
Hating him should be a crime

I do not have time for Pats fans' whines
He's not for me, he beats my team
I do not like him in the East
If he'd play in the NFC
Then I might like this Brady man
But I still can't stand most Pats fans

Would you? Could you? End your hate?
Watch him! See him! He's so great!

I would not, could not, like your mate
You may like him. You will see.
You may like him on tv
I will not, cannot on tv

I still will hate! He's not that great!
I do not like him winning games
I do not like all of his fame
I do not like his hottie wife

Leave me alone! Go get a life!
Others may hate your great QB
That's OK, just let them be
I do not like this Brady man

Leave me alone, you Patriots fan
A team! A team! Another team!
If he's on another team!
Not on the Pats? Not on the 'Fins?
Not on the Jets? I could be in
I just might like this Tom Brady

If this quarterback played for me
If he played for my football team
And he won us a silver trophy
But he plays for the Patriots

Whose lucky fans are throwing fits
When others hope he calls it quits
We do not like this Brady man
Just get over it, you Pats fan

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From user RocGoose on /r/nfl