Ah.
At long last, the
Truth comes out.
Or, rather: Your twisted, deranged, and
hilariously rationalized excuse for why you
gutlessly dumped the Patriots way back in 1993, because you lack the
Integrity to stand by your original Team.
If I live 1000 Years or more, and the Patriots don't win another Championship between now and then, I will
still be rooting my Team on, for however long The Angels grant me Life.
I am a
Yankee ~ a term applicable
exclusively to Natives of New EngLand, The Cradle of Liberty ~ and I consider it a
Privilege to root for Teams that represent the Region that
dragged the other 9 Colonies, kicking and screaming, into
The Revolutionary War and forged this
Great Nation.
By 1993,
you'd evidently had enough...and you dumped our Team.
You sold out.
And I'd bet cold, hard Cash that
you started rooting for the CowBoys...didn't you??
Because they were on
top in 1993, winning SuperBowls, and you could finally go around at Bars and say "Yeah,
CowBoy Fan, here.
Damn, it's great to be this good. I'll bet my #$%&'s bigger'n yours."
Yep. It was just too
much for a man of your "Character"
to stick by'is Team.
The last 15 Years or so must've been a
NightMare for you.
First, you
abandon a Team...and then they go on to become ~ regardless of what Scum like Goodell try to convince Idiots of ~ not only the greatest Dynasty in FootBall History, but the very storybook Image ~ Working for Each Other, Team First, always and everyone, 53 Men going to War for each other ~ of
the very best, most admirable things that Sports stands for and inspires in all of us: The Patriots are
The Dream.
But
you...you
dumped'm!!
And you did that
just before we launched this indescribably
magnificent Dream Dynasty!!
I can't even
imagine the Bitterness you've felt over the last 15 Years!!!
Go on, though: Tell us
all about how you abandoned the Patriots
not because you lacked the Integrity or Guts to stand by'm, but because...
why?? Oh yeah:
you didn't like their Uniforms!!!
I've been
wondering why you've been acting like such a frothing
Whack Job about the Uniforms, and now I understand
perfectly: You
betrayed them, 23 Years ago, using the change of Uniforms as, honestly, the most
pathetically hollow excuse for Betrayal that I've read...And now you're squawking
relentlessly about it in a
hilariously desperate and futile attempt to
rationalize your Abandonment, 23 Years ago!!
Give it
up, man: You betrayed and abandoned them 23 Years ago,
but now you want back in, because we've won 4 Championships
without you, and I guess the CowBoys no longer deserve your Love!!
Good Luck with that.