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  1. Harry Boy

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    “Hi, is this my computer company”
    “Glog nurs monit klack”
    “What”
    “Glog nurs monit klack”
    “I need help”
    “Blax bolb burlnok”
    “I can’t get on line, I need help”
    “Vlurk jops nerl lo”
    “Can I speak to your supervisor”
    “Glank”
    “Hello, is this the supervisor”
    “Blong nast”
    “Jesus Christ”
    “Glank”
    “Is there anybody there that can speak American English”
    “Glank, slag kot”
    “F-ck you, you dirty alien son of a b!tch bastard”
    “Glank”
    Click
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    Use More Toilet Paper
    Bomb Iran
    Poor Imus
     
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    Why you mean spirited insensative racist! How dare you mock our guests? Why don't you drop what you're doing and learn their language?

    Actually Harry, these "aliens" are probably calling from offices over-seas because the computer companies can get them so cheaply. It is indeed frustrating trying to talk to them though.
     
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    sounds like an outsourced call center to me.

    AMERICA!
     
  4. Harry Boy

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    I know, most of them are in India, God has this country changed.
     
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    It doesn't matter if they're in India, or that you're calling them, anyone who can't speak English should be arrested!
     
  6. Harry Boy

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    See, I agree with you again.
    GOD IS GREAT
    DEATH TO THE ENEMY'S OF MAINE
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    Use More Toilet paper
    Bomb Iran
    Poor Imus
     
  7. DarrylS

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    I always thought that call centers should be near colleges, and give all those tech dudes adn dudettes opportunities at great part time jobs.. no that makes too much sense.. send me to India to talk someone who it trying to put every american idiom in one sentence, yea that makes me feel soo much better.. although I am pretty tolerant of just about everything, I cannot freaking hear them and cannot understand them..
     
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    Awe, leave them alone Harry. Seriously, I've got no problems with people who don't speak perfect english. My only issue is with illegal immigration. Being bilingual, I feel people's pain when they are trying to communicate in a second language. It's not easy sometimes.

    Anyway, ever notice how the techs answer in 7-Eleven english, and then say "hello, my name is Bobby, how can I help you?". I feel like saying, yeah, sure your name is "Bobby". :D
     
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    Next time say, "Great. How ya doing, Bobby. My name is Rajiv."

    :D

    See what he says!! Ten bucks says there's five-second pause before he answers...


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    hahaha. I call these call centers all the time and its hysterical

    "Hello, my name is ( pause, rustling through papers) Steve. Yes, my name is Steve. May I help you please now?

    Yes, im checking on a claim

    "Yes. Yes. thank you. please help me wont you with the certificate number."

    ( number is given)

    "Yes. Yes. help me please wont you with the date of service

    ( date is given)

    "Yes. that has been priced and check will go out in 48 hours"

    Steve. You told me that in February. And you told me that in March.

    "Yes. I will......will you help me please by holding on to the phone while I make an urgent request for you........

    there..it is done check will go out in 48 hours

    thanks, talk to you again next month, Steve"
     
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    HAHAHA! I'm going to try that.
     
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    Years ago I had a job doing quality assurance for a call center in India for a US-based financial services company. When a really strange email came through (like when we couldn't validate a customer's credit card#/exp date, and the rep wrote "We have declared your credit card invalid") we would gather around the computer and laugh our asses off. A year after I left, they finally reversed course and brought their call center back to the US.
     

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