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  1. Turk

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    This was obviously written by the other side, but I have to admit it is funny...





    6:00 p.m. - Opening flag burning ceremony.


    6:05 p.m. - Opening prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson
    and Rev. Al Sharpton


    6:30 p.m. - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand.


    6:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.


    7:00 p.m. - Tribute theme to France.


    7:10 p.m. - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri
    defense fund.


    7:25 p.m. - Tribute theme to Germany.


    7:45 p.m. - Anti-war rally (Moderated by Michael
    Moore)


    8:25 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.


    8:30 p.m. - Terrorist appeasement workshop.


    9:00 p.m. - Gay marriage ceremony (both male and
    female couples)


    9:30.p.m. - * Intermission *


    10:00.p.m. - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn
    and Tim Robbins


    10:10 p.m. - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal
    toss.


    10:20.p.m. - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'


    10:30 p.m. - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.


    10:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.


    10:50 p.m. - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.


    11:00 p.m. - Multiple gay marriage ceremony
    (threesomes, mixed and same


    sex). Rep. Barney Frank (D,Mass.), Sponsor


    11:15 p.m. - Maximizing Welfare workshop.


    11:30 p.m. - 'Free Saddam' pep rally led by Jane
    Fonda.


    11:59 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.


    12:00 a.m. - Nomination of democratic candidate.


    Any chance we could get Ted Kennedy to drive
    Hillary home from the convention?
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  2. All_Around_Brown

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    Funny funny stuff!

    As for your suggestion on Kennedy, maybe we can convince Cheney to take Bush quail hunting as well.
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    If I Posted That The Thread Would Be Locked
    :singing: :singing: :singing:
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    [​IMG] oh Harry...we weep with you
  5. Turk

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    This is becoming your favorite line.
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    :D . That's funny, oops I mean an example of Rovian brain washing. :eek:
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    The real funny thing about it is "it's true" :singing: :rocker:

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