Discussion in 'PatsFans.com - Patriots Fan Forum' started by shmessy, Dec 20, 2007.
Q. Was it really necessary to put a urinal in the locker room? Don't you have a bathroom in your house?
A. When we were building the house, my wife asked what style I'd like. I drew the dimensions for my Patriots room and my locker room and told her she could design the rest.
Q. But a urinal?
A. When I go to the bathroom, I want to step up to a urinal. Every male who visits the locker room wishes they had one.
Q. Being recognized like this must be a treat.
A. I'm ecstatic and grateful. It's one of the highlights of my life.
Q. Don't let your wife hear you say that.
A. Oh, she'll understand. When we got married, I put a stipulation on it. I told her, 'The Pats are No. 1 and you'll be No. 2.' I told her if she can accept those terms, great, and if not, I'll understand and we can go along just being friends.
This guy is my idol.
Great stuff right there. Way to keep it real for the rest of us sinners.
So the dude's name is "No one"? Sounds kinda shady...
I'm a big Pats fan but that guy puts the fanatic in fan.
That guy's wife belongs in a Hall of Fame somewhere.
NEM suicide watch ?
what a great compromise
I'll use that when I build a house if I ever do so with a wife/gf/woman of some sorts
Perhaps when NEM starts doing the 37-hour one way road trip from Phoenix he'll find his way in. I can't believe this guy is still married.
I hear that one of the many responsibilities of the Offensive Coordinator is to pick the Fan of the Year. I think there is a voting bias against NEM.
LOL, at first I thought his name was Pat No one. Oops. Funny that his parents even named him Pat, after the Patriots??
Good story though. I'd say it sounds like he deserves it.
Congratulations (I think)!
Sometimes I'm glad just to be a band-wagon fan ...
I realize you're just kind of joking around, but must there be this incessant pile-on?
NEM has left you guys alone for a year now, but you insist on making cracks at every possible turn. If it were just this, I suppose this would be fine, and my reaction would be an OVERreaction, but given how you guys bully him - and he DOESN'T rise to it, despite your best efforts - is it too much to ask that you NOT do this?
Actually it's a committee vote. This year it went to the OC, the slot receiver and shortest CB. If nobody gets 2/3rds of the vote, the former OC as honorary chairman of the committe calls in the deciding vote.
Not that there isn't a general bias against NEM. Just ask Patsox.
How can he rise to it?
He's been BANNED!
But how many times has Pat been NOMINATED?
Interesting that no one won FOTY for 2007.
Yea and Charlie Weiss has final say..
Mercury Morris was probably thrilled when he read that at first, then he looked closer...
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