Complete this sentence : If Tom Brady wins me this Super Bowl..

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  1. Lifer

    Lifer Banned

    I will...........
     
  2. Gronkandez

    Gronkandez 2nd Team Getting Their First Start

    ..make it rain.
     
  3. coolguy

    coolguy Banned

    kiss his rings.
     
  4. mb6592

    mb6592 Rotational Player and Threatening Starter's Job

    Have my wife rub her naked breasts all over the life size porcelain statute I have of him overlooking our bedroom. Too creepy?
     
  5. Schmo

    Schmo Third String But Playing on Special Teams

    #11 Jersey

    ... pop my 2008 Moet & Chandon.
     
  6. Elijah

    Elijah PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

    #11 Jersey

    Read this forum's reactions, read the Giants forum's reactions, read the Jets forum's reactions (but take pity on them because I've learned to hate Ravens and Giants fans more). Then I'll get bored, masturbate and go to sleep.
     
  7. KenSims

    KenSims Rookie

    ...put him above Larry Bird in my personal sports fan Pantheon.

    Never thought it could happen but four rings......
     
  8. MP-Logick

    MP-Logick Third String But Playing on Special Teams

    ...buy a pair of UGGS.

    Seriously.
     
  9. Petersen23

    Petersen23 Practice Squad Player

    #95 Jersey

    Tell all the giants fans they can kiss the rings and my ass!
     
  10. NEPats1

    NEPats1 Third String But Playing on Special Teams

    say my sports life is complete!
     
  11. Reckedtrek

    Reckedtrek 2nd Team Getting Their First Start

    #95 Jersey

    ...buy the DVD to watch it every weekend until the 2012 season starts.
     
  12. IcyPatriot

    IcyPatriot ------------- PatsFans.com Supporter

    #24 Jersey


    Expect another one ..... I need 5 :D
     
  13. supafly

    supafly PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

    #32 Jersey

    Got a bottle in the office as we speak. Of course it's the last remaining bottle from our wedding, so I'd have to get past the wife with it first.
     
  14. JDot

    JDot Rotational Player and Threatening Starter's Job

    #12 Jersey

    ...Believe Tom has reached Keanu Reeves status. But not Jonny Utah status(Needs at least 5 for that)...
     
  15. Bravo777

    Bravo777 In the Starting Line-Up

    #12 Jersey

    Buy a Tom Brady jersey!
     
  16. RelocatedPatFan

    RelocatedPatFan In the Starting Line-Up

    He had some good movies despite his apparent lack of talent (and Point Break wasn't one of them imho).

    Bray wins because of his talent...I don't see the connection.
     
  17. JDot

    JDot Rotational Player and Threatening Starter's Job

    #12 Jersey

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  18. PlainOldEd

    PlainOldEd Rotational Player and Threatening Starter's Job

    #95 Jersey

    for this season anyway....
     
  19. JDot

    JDot Rotational Player and Threatening Starter's Job

    #12 Jersey

    Watch your mouth, (Will Ferrell voice) "HE WON A OSCAR FOR BEST ACTOR EVER!!!"

    (cannot find citation for best Actor ever Oscar award)

    sarc/
     
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  20. patstd

    patstd On the Roster

    I will rub it in the face of the Giants fans I know who have been strutting about like they have already won.
     
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