We're forging a cottage industry out of the malapropisms and other mess-ups of ESPN's Emmitt Smith. So, at the suggestion of several readers (and with nods of approval from some members of the media who might or might not be participants in the PFT Media Fantasy Challenge), we'll soon be rolling out a separate page devoted to the broadcasting ineptitude that is, as he called himself last night, "E. Smith."
For now, Emmitt's most recent misstatements and other blunders are summarized in our Live Blog of the Monday night yawn-o-rama between the Giants and the Falcons. The best/worst? He said, "It's gonna be a long fall -- a quick fall."
After the game, Emmitt attempted on SportsCenter to describe the Giants as a "formidable opponent." Instead, he called them an "affordable pornoponent."
Are we too hard on him? Maybe. But this is a supply-and-demand industry, and PFT Planet is demanding their supply of tidbits from the first bona fide Yogi Berra of the 21st Century.
