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Coach Belichick - A Brand New Day - Team Meeting 1-17-08

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  1. mrperrino

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    *HUMOR* ;) A Brand New Day – Coach Belichick Team Meeting In Preparation for the Chargers Game 1-17-08 :D

    Coach Belichick: Good morning. Team. Please take your seats. Do it quickly and quietly. Welcome to the first day of your new playoff lives. This is no longer a bird course. The bird has flown. If you want to win this next game, if you want to beat the Chargers, you gonna have to earn it,'cause I have no problems not one. Sitting each and every one of you.
    Tedy Bruschi: Yo. I never thought this was no bird course.
    Coach Belichick: I'm glad for you. Very, very glad 'cause this is a new day. Things are going to be a little different around here.
    Jabar Gaffney: Oh. Yeah?
    Coach Belichick: Uh-huh.
    Jabar Gaffney: Like how?
    Coach Belichick: Like when I talk Ja-bar. You don't.
    [Some teammates passed notes around and when it got to Matt Light, he giggled. Coach Belichick walks to him and points to the note]
    Coach Belichick: Is this somethin' you wanna share with the rest of the team?
    Matt Light: No. I'm just kickin' it with my boy.
    Coach Belichick: Well. I'll tell you what. You gonna kick it with me. Or I'm gonna kick you out. What you think of that? Put 'em away.
    [Junior Seau is looking in his duffle bag and putting on a bandage on his leg]
    Coach Belichick: And you. This is not Pop Warner, Miss Thing. You want to beat that mug of yours. You do it before you come to my meeting. You understand me? Put it away.
    [Laurence Maroney has his head down on his desk]
    Coach Belichick: And you. Maroney. I like you a lot. But I don't want you catchin' z's in my meetings no more.
    Laurence Maroney: I be tired. I got a job l...
    Coach Belichick: Baby, save it for Oprah. This is a brand-new day ladies and gentlemen. A brand-new day. We're gonna start with respect. You're gonna respect me and I'm gonna respect you.
    [Randy Moss has his sunglasses on, hiding in the back of the room]
    Coach Belichick: and you miss thing. There is no sun in this room and you will not get a tan take off those shades. This is a brand-new day ladies and gentlemen. A brand-new day. :rocker:
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    vaguely humorous.
  3. mrperrino

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    It's A brand New Day - for the Chargers that is.. LOL They think they're the ONLY team that has improved from Week 2? So have the PATS for 17 straight weeks! :rocker:
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    with emphasis on vague.
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    humorously vague?

    what's a bird course anyway?
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    i only said it because it didn't make a lick of god damn sense.
  7. mrperrino

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    Uh, like when you sit in team meetings, you do nothing but kick it, and you just "fly right through the meeting" :rocker:
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    I wish the Colts had won, at least their trolls knew something about football. :(
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    I've posted humor pieces in the past that bombed horribly. It's nice to see someone else do it.

    :D
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    I know what you mean, fortumnately, this one did not bomb and is flourishing! :rocker:
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    Is this some kind of Al Quaida code? Cuz it sure ain't a joke.
  12. mrperrino

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    It's tricky..., but you have to think it through...give it a few more minutes..let it simmer, simmer.. go it? There. Now, you're cooking with butter! Mmmm! Butter!

    It's a Brand New Day Ladies and Gentlemen.. a Brand new day! :cool: :rocker:
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    Simmer? what's that smell????:confused:
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    What we have here is a product of our new world, someone who was clearly over induldged in school and at home. You're so sure that this (wtf is this?) is funny? Why?
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  15. mrperrino

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    :singing: :singing: you're making me laugh! Get it? Okay here it is.

    The CHARGERS Believe, with all their injuries, they are still better than the PATS... Belichick won't let that happen... thus, this game, becuase of it's impact and meaning, the PATS are not going to mess around with anybody and take anyone lightly..hence, when the Bolts beat the Colts, to Belichick, "It's A brand New Day" No more slacking off, drinking the Kool-aid, reading the media and papers, taking it easy, patting yourselves on the back, etc..the Chargers are coming for the PATS, and the PATS are going to be ready..thus, it's a brand new day! :rocker:
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    Holy crap, I get it now....you're one righteous dude - get it????
  17. mrperrino

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    with relish! :singing: :singing: :singing:
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    amazing that this thread got this far

    Brand new day - get it? (cuz I don't)
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    Uh, SoCalBong? Yeah, you get it, yeah, you get it.. thank you! Go PATS! :rocker:
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    Been watching a little too much 'Sister Act 2'?

    Guys the dialogue is from the movie 'Sister Act 2'. Why he though it was funny is beyond me. Why he bothered to post it is even further from my comprehension.
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