CJ's Text to BB

[SammyBlueCat]

BREAKING: Calvin Johnson Texts Belichick About Retirement, Possibly Playing for Patriots

 

[Gronkowski123]

megatron would have to take a huge discount.

 

[SammyBlueCat]

Someone clicked "dislike". Evidently he has never seen the Onion...

 

[Tony2046]

Someone clicked "dislike". Evidently he has never seen the Onion...

Maybe a trolling detroit fan?

 

[SammyBlueCat]

Nope. He is a regular here.

 

[Tony2046]

Nope. He is a regular here.

Then it's the ole misfire. Meant like but hit dislike.

 

[SammyBlueCat]

Might be a misfire but he also might be mad.

 

[Bradyking12]

I would love to see this

 

[glm]

The comments on that page are mind numbing

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Whoever wrote that text message exchange has a potential career in terrible sitcom dialogue.

 

[Ivan]

Someone clicked "dislike". Evidently he has never seen the Onion...

The Onion is funny that wasn't.

 

[SammyBlueCat]

The Onion is funny that wasn't.

That is fine however one should be able to spot the fact that it is a spoof a mile away.

 

[Schmo]

I would love to see this

I am currently experiencing the same emotions as when I see a woman, who is WAAAYYY out of my league, walking down the street in a short skirt and low-cut shirt.

Just a desperate, jealous kind of sad anger.

 

[GodBrady]

Whoever wrote that text message exchange has a potential career in terrible sitcom dialogue.

That was painfully unfunny. Painfully.

 

[Froob]

That was painfully unfunny. Painfully.

Probably written by the Big Bang Theory's writers.