Discussion in 'The PatsFans.com Pub' started by IcyPatriot, Aug 13, 2010.
Chunk of Original Earth Found : Discovery News
Did the rock start bleeding and crying when they unearthed it?
What's the creationist spill on this one?
1. "That's the Big Guy for you -- always messing with the atheists' heads!"
2. "So, you believe what the papers say? Do you know who owns the newspapers?"
3. [Puts fingers in ears] "Can't hear you! Can't hear you! NA! NA! NA! NA-NA!"
(Responses suspended pending transfer of forum ...)
WOW they actually decided to search Abe Vigoda.
Not that I believe in creationism (because I don't), but the Out of Africa theory seems to agree with them when it comes to modern humans...
Recent African origin of modern humans - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
epic fail at a joke ... :ugh:
As far as numbers go, 4.5 billion is pretty small. Adding even a small exponent to that is pretty trivial and gives you something vastly bigger than that number in seconds. Or input it into any number of non-linear functions and the real fun starts. That's pretty easy to comprehend. If you need something simple, just use analogies. Like grains of sand on the beach, then beaches covering whole continents, oceans, worlds, etc. Just don't try to count the results!
Separate names with a comma.