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  1. Snake Eyes

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    Suppose they were to make a movie about the Patriot's Dynasty, who would you want them to cast?

    I saw Meatloaf on Fox yesterday and I think he'd be perfect to play BB, just make him drop a few pounds and throw him in hoodie, done.

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    As for Brady, Justin Bieber has the hair down perfect.

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    As for Rex Ryan, Jabba the Hut has already been suggested and is perfect.
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    Brady would have to be played by Matt Damon.

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    I think Gary Oldman would make a pretty good BB.
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    Bob Marley would have made a good Maroney.

    John Goodman - Rex Cryan
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    I'm actually surprised, I was having a tough time time coming up with someone that looked like him.
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    BB is a no brainer Ian McDiarmid.

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    I like the sounds of Randy Moss starring as Randy Moss.
    Ted Johnson = Slyvester Stallone
    Bruschi = Russell Crowe
    Willie Mac = Snoop (just cause they are friends and it would be funny though camera tricks would be needed)
    Brady = Damon (bill B was right)
    I think a younger Omarr Epps could have pulled off a Troy Brown though he is really mike tomlin

    Snake Eyes I think meat loaf would be a better Weis and while we are at it James Earl Jones could be Crennell....Kevin Connelly from enoturage could be McDaniels
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    Wish I could come up with an appropriate Rex Ryan character, but fat comedians die as soon as you cast them (John Candy would have been perfect, but Ralphie May might suffice.)

    Meat Loaf doesn't look bad for BB. Can't agree w/Matt Damon as Brady... I don't want anybody named "Matt" within a mile of this project, the Pats have bad luck when Matt and Videotape appear in one sentence.

    This creates a bit of a problem, but we can throw in George Clooney playing Future Almost Retired Brady With Five or Six Rings....

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    ...and he can tell it retrospectively, sticking to mainly action shots on the field (helmets cover a lot of ills.) For Young(ish) Brady, I guess we could default to Tom Cruise, who's always 12 or so...

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    Then there's Seth Rogen as Matt Light...

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    Michael Cera as Chad Pennington...

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    ...Whoopi Goldberg as Laurence Maroney (but she'd have to learn to dance)...

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    ...Wyclef Jean...
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    ...as Randy Moss...
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    Christopher Reeve*...

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    ...as Wes Welker...
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    *requires time machine or stem cell advances

    And of course, Runaway Bride Jennifer Carol Wilbanks as Reche Caldwell

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    just for extra intrigue, pay Bridget Moynihan as much as she asks for to play the part of Gisele Bundchen, and pay some unknown starlet to play Bridget. And of course the E-trade baby as Baby Brady.
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    No offense, but Clooney and Tom Cruise are horrible choices for Brady...

    And Seth Rogen looks NOTHING like Matt Light, he would best suited for Mankins in that picture posted...
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    Fine, but I nailed the Chad Pennington pic. And much as I dislike it, I think the Cruise/Brady pick works (even if Matt Damon is cooler than Tom Cruise.)
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    I always thought Shelly Duval would make a good Reche Caldwell.
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    Almost forgot... Logan Mankins*

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    *stipulated that it doesn't look like him, and he's our most productive lineman, but based on biographical data and fan hatred of any guy that wants out, even though "it's a business," I felt this had to be done.
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    Nick Nolte's mug shot as Al Davis...

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    I've got a good Bledsoe, at least his last few years on the team.

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    And for Rodney Harrison
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    The Rock (add a thin goatee)
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    I've got the PERFECT Rodney Harrison: Erik King (Doakes from Dexter)

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    Assuming he could act, that would be Ashton Kutcher.

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    Hey, at least he had heart.
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    Tobey maguire as Wes Welker
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    William Shatner as Bob Kraft
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    Godfrey (7 up guy) as Deion Branch
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    scott adkins as Mike Vrabel
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    Michael taliferro as Ted Washington
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