Wow. His shirt actually managed to out-ugly the Welkstache. [Seriously. That shirt needs to be burned, pronto.] Interesting comment: he's under the impression that if the Pats franchise him, he's probably staying; he still hasn't really discussed it with the Pats. Per ESPN, fans from the Lions, Chiefs, and Vikings seem interested in having him there. If he could pick his future: "I guess I'd be somewhere playing."