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  1. Fixit

    Fixit In the Starting Line-Up

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    I don't think that DJ Gallo is as funny as he thinks he is, but this is amusing:

    I now present the short play: "Matt Cassel and Matt Leinart Meet at Midfield."

    (Scene: the center of the field following New England's 47-7 victory over Arizona)

    Leinart: "Hey, Matt! Great game."

    Cassel: "Oh sure, uh … hey … um, I'm sorry -- do I know you?"

    Leinart: "Yeah, it's Matt Leinart. You know, from USC?"

    Cassel: "Oh, right. Matt Leinart. I'm sorry. Good to see you. So, what are you doing here?"

    Leinart: "Well, I play for the Cardinals."

    Cassel: "You do? The Arizona Cardinals? Oh, wow. I had no idea."

    Leinart: "Yeah, I'm the backup right now. But I have my eyes on the top job."

    Cassel: "Good for you, Matt. Good for you. Way to stay motivated. Who knows, you get the No. 1 job there, maybe one day you can move on to a better organization."

    Leinart: "Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. This is just sort of a stepping stone. So hey, I was wondering if you might want to come over to my place -- I'm throwing a party with some of our old college friends."

    Cassel: "Oh, gee, I don't know, Matt. I'm kind of busy with my job. I don't really do that kind of thing anymore, and I haven't seen those people in years. I probably have a game the same day anyway."

    Leinart: "It's on Friday."

    Cassel: "Yep. I've got a game."

    Leinart: "On a Friday? Really? I thought that …"

    Cassel (interrupting): "OK, old buddy. I've got to get going -- a whole bunch of media people want to talk to me. Probably some endorsement people, too. But great to see you, Matt, and maybe we can get together sometime."

    Leinart: "Sure, that would be awesome! Can I get your cell phone number?"

    (Cassel walks off, pretending not to hear him.)

    End scene.


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    I kept on reading his article and got a great laugh out of this:

    8. In case you didn't see this past weekend's implosion of the RCA Dome, here it is. Notice that it gets much quieter at the 20-second mark. That is likely right after the stadium's explosion noise speakers exploded.
     
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    lostjumper Third String But Playing on Special Teams

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    yeah, I loved that line. It's amazing how much quiter their new stadium is. I know they say its all due to the architecture, and obviously they used the best sound muffling technology possible(/sarcasm) but man, it sure is quite now a days.
     
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