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Pictured here: Tom Brady trying to name all of Antonio Cromartie's children.
TFB: "OK. Help me here. Gisselle gave me 5 errands to run after camp."
TB: Why is the ball not in my hands?
Peyton still needs one for this finger.. And this finger....
First, Sergio uses a detangler, then a gel sealant to protect the artificial highlights. Once my hair is under control, a team descends onto the scalp for follicle stimulation and new root inspection. Finally, Sergio positions the template and redesigns my look depending on Gisele's mood. Today, I went with the spinster head mistress look
Only going downhill after this comment. A+
Rey Ryan asked me if my foot was this big....
"So, as you can see, Cam, when you add the pinkie to the other three and thumb you get five fingers! Humans have five fingers, get it? Great job, Cam!"
Always, Always, Always use $1s at Titty bars!
We're going to get a ring for this finger this year, this finger next year....
"i'm holding rex ryan's superbowl trophy...can you see it?"
This took me a few seconds to get... but often these are the best. I laughed loudly :-D
Bill has five simple rules....no toe rubbing or sucking the night before a game....no organized sideline tripping during games...no unprotected sex with more than one woman a week...no 16 year old girlfirends...and NO GODDAMNED SNACKS after lights out...
"sanchez told me this one was 13, this one was 14, this one was 15....
And take your finger off the carb as you inhale.
"OK, so there's no tweeting on the sidelines,
no tweeting at halftime, no tweeting between quarters,
no tweeting in the locker room, no props after TDs,
no jawing w/ Revis unless you actually, you know, beat him for once..."
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