Discussion in 'PatsFans.com - Patriots Fan Forum' started by Ian, Jul 25, 2010.
Saw this and thought some people could put some good ones together:
But you ALWAYS give me the brushoff when I invite you & Giselle over for a pool party!
Get out of my way! I have a supermodel to get to
Do you know what Peyton? When you talk, I can't help but sleep
I can't hear your endorsement taunting over the sound of my three rings sparkling so take it elsewhere
"Hey Peyton... whilst you're licking an Oreo I'm enjoying a Brazilian".
Hey Tom - feel how swollen my side is? Tell your linebackers to be more gentle on my ovaries when they tackle me in the future!
"Geeez Peyton, that stinks! Time for a new endorsement!"
Peyton: Why are you touching me?
"ooo, i like the feel of your hand, tom. haaaaah !!!"
"peyton, get away from me."
'scuse me Peyton, got something on my hand and just need to wipe it off...
Peyton, Stand over there while I accept this AFCCG Trophy, I don't want you in the background.
Brady: Not only do you play bad you smell bad, get away!
Manning: "Uuuhh wait dont leave! Teach me!"
Brady: You are dismissed!
Just so you guys know, that wasn't a playoff game. It was a regular season game on NBC which the Patriots lost. Pretty sure tom threw 4 interceptions that game. faulk knocked the last one up in the air and cato june intercepted it (dang that pissed me off).
Don't ruin our fun
But Tom - not fair at all ...
You said if I won one you would stop calling me Y. A. Tittle.
"Don't give me that 'You can't win 'em all' crap, Peyton. You got lucky today."
(I remember seeing this photo after a Pats loss to the Dolts. I forget when/where. I thought it was a pretty good shot. Peyton looks whipped and like he's trying to say something to his friend Brady that TB doesn't want to hear. Tommy just looks like he wants to get out of there.)
"i don't care how many super bowls you have won. My number is higher than yours!"
No Peyton, your abs aren't as firm as Giselles, now get the F away"
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