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[The Brandon Five]

 

[shmessy]

Polamalu: "Wake up, Tom!!! C'mon, man!!! It's a big day, get outta bed!!!!"

Brady: "(grunting)...Leave me alone, gimme five more minutes, I'm zonked...."

 

[Two Eight]

Collingsworth during replay review: "what a great play by the center Dan Koppen, see how quickly he was able to spin around, bend over and pass gas just as Brady dove between his legs? The safety Clark is clearly unconscious on the play and Polamalu just didn't have any strength left to hold Tom back. I think that's going to be a touchdown Al. I'll tell ya, that Tom Brady is something special isn't he?""

 

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Collingsworth during replay review: "what a great play by the center Dan Koppen, see how quickly he was able to spin around, bend over and pass gas just as Brady dove between his legs? The safety Clark is clearly unconscious on the play and Polamalu just didn't have any strength left to hold Tom back. I think that's going to be a touchdown Al. I'll tell ya, that Tom Brady is something special isn't he?""

We have a winner!

 

[RayClay]

So you've got split ends, no reason to get snarky.

 

[SanAngeloState]

How about "I'm going to try to TWIST your head right off. You like that, Tom, don't you? Don't you?"

Not much comedic value. Some of these are quite clever.

 

[eagle eye]

Brady looks over at Branch: How come you didn't get open? Look what you made me have to do. Score by myself against the Squealers in Pittsburgh. So fkn beautiful. When I get up I'm gonna spike that ball so hard!

 

[Frezo]

"WTF Pollyanna! I've been hit harder by Ron Borges!"

 

[Uncle Rico]

It's Brady ... by a hair!

 

[Tunescribe]

"Tom, just between you and me: Don't believe the ads. Head & Shoulders really sucks."

 

[ahmed]

Collingsworth during replay review: "what a great play by the center Dan Koppen, see how quickly he was able to spin around, bend over and pass gas just as Brady dove between his legs? The safety Clark is clearly unconscious on the play and Polamalu just didn't have any strength left to hold Tom back. I think that's going to be a touchdown Al. I'll tell ya, that Tom Brady is something special isn't he?""

I missed this... absolute gold

 

[PlainOldEd]

Where are your towels at? How come you're not waving your towels?

 

[tuckeverlasting]

It's Brady ... by a hair!

very nice !!

 

[alphilip77]

"You see that Troy? That's any hope of you guys winning leaving the arena."

 

[NEGoldenAge]

Troy buffs Tom's helmet as Tom, clutching his ball, penetrates the end zone.

 

[italia44]

"I'm ready for my close-up.Mr DeMille"