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My hair feels better than yours, doesn't it ?
Brady thinking: I think I can, I think I can, I think I... TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!
Using a technique called the Samoan Mind Meld, Troy Palamalu shares hair care tips with Tom Brady.
Pssst, Tom, whens that seminar on how to marry a super model?
"Yo Tommy Boy! My ex college roomie Matt Cassell threw for 450 yds today, you has been"
Now we know the real reason Brady was pissed!
I am Polamolu from the planet Vulcan. The Vulcan mind meld tells me that you know I am honored to be your butt-boy. Make it so #12.
This image just irritates me.
They can't fine me for helmet to hand can they?
"Close your eyes, Troy, use The Force to find the ball!"
...well, he's clearly no Luke Skywalker.
"Troy, if you want the goddam helmet, just ask me for it!"
I agree, it is just annoying...
Patriots 23 - Steelers 3 :rocker:
I am Tom F-ing Brady!!!!
"Illegal Touching, 5 yard penalty that will be assessed after the kick return."
Troy: Hey Tom, did you use my head and shoulders?
"You have to massage the scalp everyday, just like this."
maybe i should go dirty blonde too!
Polamalu: "Wake up, Tom!!! C'mon, man!!! It's a big day, get outta bed!!!!"
Brady: "(grunting)...Leave me alone, gimme five more minutes, I'm zonked...."
Collingsworth during replay review: "what a great play by the center Dan Koppen, see how quickly he was able to spin around, bend over and pass gas just as Brady dove between his legs? The safety Clark is clearly unconscious on the play and Polamalu just didn't have any strength left to hold Tom back. I think that's going to be a touchdown Al. I'll tell ya, that Tom Brady is something special isn't he?""
We have a winner!
So you've got split ends, no reason to get snarky.
How about "I'm going to try to TWIST your head right off. You like that, Tom, don't you? Don't you?"
Not much comedic value. Some of these are quite clever.
Brady looks over at Branch: How come you didn't get open? Look what you made me have to do. Score by myself against the Squealers in Pittsburgh. So fkn beautiful. When I get up I'm gonna spike that ball so hard!
"WTF Pollyanna! I've been hit harder by Ron Borges!"
It's Brady ... by a hair!
"Tom, just between you and me: Don't believe the ads. Head & Shoulders really sucks."
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