Caption this: Football wedding edition

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  1. ctpatsfan77

    ctpatsfan77 PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

    #3 Jersey

    The QB is Joe Flacco, the center is his new wife.

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    How many penalties would you assess on this play? :D
     
  2. MoLewisrocks

    MoLewisrocks PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

    I've always had the nagging suspicion Flacco is a dim bulb. Guess this wasn't a case of opposites attracting...
     
  3. PatsWickedPissah

    PatsWickedPissah PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

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    My two...

    I see white people

    Flacco celebrates diversity by trying out heterosexuality
     
  4. Frezo

    Frezo In the Starting Line-Up

    #50 Jersey

     
  5. Uncle Rico

    Uncle Rico Pro Bowl Player

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    Yikes!

    On another note: Did they get married at a local school or something?
     
  6. Frick

    Frick Practice Squad Player

    He is under center so it was not a shotgun marriage.
     
  7. ctpatsfan77

    ctpatsfan77 PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

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    :youtheman:
     
    Last edited: Jul 10, 2011
  8. Tunescribe

    Tunescribe PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

    #61 Jersey

    These player-only workouts need to end ...:bricks:
     
  9. doesntmatter1

    doesntmatter1 Rotational Player and Threatening Starter's Job

    Flacco: Putting your hands behind a center's butt is definitely not gay. See!
     
  10. Patsfanin Philly

    Patsfanin Philly Experienced Starter w/First Big Contract

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    I was about to make the same comment. It's likely the back of the church in Jersey where they were married. The photographer should have paid Flacco for the free publicity he got from this wedding.....
    Dana + Joe // Philadelphia and Fireworks » jasonprezant.com
     
  11. FirstAndGoal

    FirstAndGoal 2nd Team Getting Their First Start


    It was the only place in Baltimore with grass. The high school fields never get used because most kids drop out before high school in Baltimore. :D
     
    Last edited: Jul 11, 2011
  12. Haley

    Haley In the Starting Line-Up

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    Unnecessary Roughness
    Illegal Contact
    Illegal Use of Hands
    Roughing the Snapper
    and
    Personal Foul

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    Last edited: Jul 11, 2011
  13. ctpatsfan77

    ctpatsfan77 PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

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    I think you forgot "Illegal Formation" (WTF is going on over on Flacco's left?) and "Unnatural Act" :D
     
  14. NEGoldenAge

    NEGoldenAge Banned

    A whole new meaning for the "tuck rule".
     
  15. Haley

    Haley In the Starting Line-Up

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    Not sure but it looks like the guy farthest to Flacco's left is a mime. Despite the drink in hand, he has still found an invisible wall.
     
  16. Frick

    Frick Practice Squad Player

    Thanks for the compliment, but I'm not in your league yet. I'm on the taxi squad with no cab fare.
     
  17. patman12

    patman12 Third String But Playing on Special Teams

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    Mrs. Flacco takes one for the team.
     
  18. Gwedd

    Gwedd PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

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    I was gonna ask why Ray-Ray wasn't in the pic, but then I realized that no real players were there. :cool:
     
  19. Joker

    Joker PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

    If that was Sanchez he'd be calling..

    Jet date rape 17..! Jet date rape 17..!...hut......hut...*ooof*..gangpile at the 50 yard line

    (I apologize if some find this post offensive...it's just that I find Sanchez's existence offensive and saw a chance to mock him derisively)
     
    Last edited: Jul 12, 2011
  20. NinjaZX6R

    NinjaZX6R In the Starting Line-Up

    Big Ben likes and wants in....:eek:
     
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