Can Pacman wear the flying Elvis?

[DW Toys]

Cousins
I can't really stand the little so and so because he is the "thugmeister" or so he thinks, but can you see a roster spot for him as a 5th CB but doing all the returns? We have had a couple good ones but more than good bad.

Do we need to beat up Welker and Faulk?

Here is the biggest question, would he be worth more than Slater on our roster?

Pacman as a primary return specialist. We know in a pinch Adam can play some decent CB and at this time might be an upgrade over Wheatly as the 5th CB.

My guess is that BB would sit him down and read his eyes and make sure the Foxy Lady is off limits. I don't know if we can conquer "stupid" though.

He is a weapon on returns can play CB (which Slater has no position really) and he can be had cheap right now.

Thoughts?
DW Toys

 

[Mike the Brit]

My guess is that Robert Kraft has no desire to spend the next five years sleeping on the couch ...

 

[DW Toys]

My guess is that Robert Kraft has no desire to spend the next five years sleeping on the couch ...

Great post!
DW Toys

 

[Patspsycho]

Cousins
I can't really stand the little so and so because he is the "thugmeister" or so he thinks, but can you see a roster spot for him as a 5th CB but doing all the returns? We have had a couple good ones but more than good bad.

Do we need to beat up Welker and Faulk?

Here is the biggest question, would he be worth more than Slater on our roster?

Pacman as a primary return specialist. We know in a pinch Adam can play some decent CB and at this time might be an upgrade over Wheatly as the 5th CB.

My guess is that BB would sit him down and read his eyes and make sure the Foxy Lady is off limits. I don't know if we can conquer "stupid" though.

He is a weapon on returns can play CB (which Slater has no position really) and he can be had cheap right now.

Thoughts?
DW Toys

Is this a serious thought?

I think Foxy Lady is too far away for his preference and Centerfolds isn't all that hot.

 

[BradyFTW!]

Cousins
I can't really stand the little so and so because he is the "thugmeister" or so he thinks, but can you see a roster spot for him as a 5th CB but doing all the returns? We have had a couple good ones but more than good bad.

Do we need to beat up Welker and Faulk?

Here is the biggest question, would he be worth more than Slater on our roster?

Pacman as a primary return specialist. We know in a pinch Adam can play some decent CB and at this time might be an upgrade over Wheatly as the 5th CB.

My guess is that BB would sit him down and read his eyes and make sure the Foxy Lady is off limits. I don't know if we can conquer "stupid" though.

He is a weapon on returns can play CB (which Slater has no position really) and he can be had cheap right now.

Thoughts?
DW Toys

Even if the Pats were willing to ignore everything else, I doubt the Pats would be comfortable with relying on him to be on the field every week, when he's so close to getting suspended again (and has shown no remorse or intention to change his lifestyle to make sure that doesn't happen).

 

[FlyinElvisOnTheButtocks]

Oh hell no!!!!!!!!

 

[Rob0729]

Can Pacman wear a Patriots uniform? Sure he can.

Someone send him this link:

Official ProShop of the New England Patriots.

He can order any Patriots' jersey he wants. I'm sure the Patriots ProShop won't mind him making it rain there.

 

[PATRIOTSFANINPA]

I wouldnt hire Pacman to serve the Beer and Peanuts in the stands at Gillette let alone be in a uniform bearing the Patriots logo

 

[SVN]

Cousins
I can't really stand the little so and so because he is the "thugmeister" or so he thinks, but can you see a roster spot for him as a 5th CB but doing all the returns? We have had a couple good ones but more than good bad.

Do we need to beat up Welker and Faulk?

Here is the biggest question, would he be worth more than Slater on our roster?

Pacman as a primary return specialist. We know in a pinch Adam can play some decent CB and at this time might be an upgrade over Wheatly as the 5th CB.

My guess is that BB would sit him down and read his eyes and make sure the Foxy Lady is off limits. I don't know if we can conquer "stupid" though.

He is a weapon on returns can play CB (which Slater has no position really) and he can be had cheap right now.

Thoughts?
DW Toys

iam surprised that PFT,peter king etc havent suggested this yet like they always do by suggesting pats for any problem child in the league.

 

[Scouse Patriot]

"Pacman" is a loon. This isn't like a Moss situation where he "supposedly" has issues, Jones is a grade A, certified whopper and would seriously f*ck up something, someone and somewhere down the line.

 

[Gunnails]

If any one could turn him around it would be the Pats, Steelers, or Eagles.

I haven't heard of him being arrested lately.

Although I am sure he could make the Pats better and I do believe in 2nd chances, if I was the Pats I think I would have to pass.

 

[reflexblue]

Cousins
I can't really stand the little so and so because he is the "thugmeister" or so he thinks, but can you see a roster spot for him as a 5th CB but doing all the returns? We have had a couple good ones but more than good bad.

Do we need to beat up Welker and Faulk?

Here is the biggest question, would he be worth more than Slater on our roster?

Pacman as a primary return specialist. We know in a pinch Adam can play some decent CB and at this time might be an upgrade over Wheatly as the 5th CB.

My guess is that BB would sit him down and read his eyes and make sure the Foxy Lady is off limits. I don't know if we can conquer "stupid" though.

He is a weapon on returns can play CB (which Slater has no position really) and he can be had cheap right now.

Thoughts?
DW Toys

First i'm not your cousin, i'm your brother from another mother.......And NO, "Make it rain" cannot wear the flying Elvis

 

[Ryan]

He was pretty bad as both a CB and a returner last year. He's also one of the dumbest human beings alive. I'd rather not have him on the Pats. The corners on the roster now should be fine.

 

[Kontradiction]

I haven't heard of him being arrested lately.

Everyone gets lucky for a period of time in their lives. Pacman is no different. Let's see if that's still the situation a year from now.

 

[aurakilla]

If any one could turn him around it would be the Pats, Steelers, or Eagles.

I haven't heard of him being arrested lately.

Although I am sure he could make the Pats better and I do believe in 2nd chances, if I was the Pats I think I would have to pass.

maybe im really wrong
but wouldnt that be chance #5?

 

[N.Eman]

oh yeah Pacman jones comes in and him and Moss form some gang wearing the flying elvis on their backs and corey dillon comes out of retirement and they all start robbing banks to fund some terrorist group.

 

[Kontradiction]

oh yeah Pacman jones comes in and him and Moss form some gang wearing the flying elvis on their backs and corey dillon comes out of retirement and they all start robbing banks to fund some terrorist group.

Uh... what? Are you seriously comparing Moss and Dillon to Pacman or did I just misunderstand your sarcasm?

 

[nashvillepatsfan]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The only thing he was ever good at was returning kicks. He was NOT that good of a CB. So why take a chance on an average CB who is a moron, and a thug???????

 

[diggemsmack]

r u high? last time i saw him he was on Pros vs. Joes and the Joes were making him look silly.

 

[Box_O_Rocks]

First i'm not your cousin, i'm your brother from another mother.......And NO, "Make it rain" cannot wear the flying Elvis

I thought you were his Father? Or is this one of those Appalachian life stories?