http://www.theonion.com/content/node/58187 Just heard it on the Onion Podcast, went something like this: Bush deploy's 20,000 wishful thoughts to Iraq... Today in washington, Bush gravely acqknowledged the problems and instability in iraq. Today he announced that he has send 20,000 additional thoughts to Iraq. Bush expects the thoughts to improve stability in the middle east, and help our troops suceed in their mission. Bush: The men and women of our armed forces need our very best thoughts to go out to them. We must succeed in this wishful exersice of thinkmaking. Lockheed martin has been contracted to generate the wishful thoughts, to the cost of 1.6 Trillion dollars.