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Burglars Kill Goldfish so there Wouldn't be any Witnesses

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  1. reflexblue

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    If you murder a goldfish, who do you tell the family the goldfish is sleeping with?
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    Um, voucher system please!

    I guess that puts new meaning into the term "you'll be swimmin whit da fishez". Hot Sauce?


    Hmmm... now what's more propostrous. The fact that these kids killed the poor little fishes, or that the gubmit would actually charge someone with a crime for doing so? :idontgetit:
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    Well, its a kind of ecological balance. Since its become out of vogue for frat boys to swallow goldfish, the little buggers are overpopulating....
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    Chicago..............
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    More the of fruit of our public education system, guess we just need to spend more money......
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    Arlington Heights is to Chicago what Wilmington is to Boston.

    In fact, they are almost exactly equal in demographics and income.

    Go figure.
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    Well, the goldfish on American Dad can talk, as could all the fish in Finding Nemo, so they were just covering all their bases. I just hope they didn't try and torture the location of the family safe out of him before they killed him. "He's still not talking, bring in the cat..."
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    Great point.....i dunno...........they're sleeping Around?
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    #61 Jersey

    I don't think charging them for killing family pets -- even fish -- is preposterous at all. But looking at this another way, it could serve as a reasonable excuse for punishing sheer stupidity.
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    These kids have a bright future ahead of them.......
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    I don't think execution is too harsh for these criminals. Not for squishing the fish, but to keep their genes from wading into the pool...

    ...just sayin....

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