Every time this happens I get so self-hating paranoid. Patsfans won't come up on my computer and there's a continuous loop in my noodle that sez -
"Oh, see now? They've had it with you over there. They're fed up with all your irrelevant references which have nothing to do with football. Even though you come across as articulate, you're sometimes disrespectful to a few of the major posters and they've flicked you off their shoulder like the annoying buzzing fly who shows up every now and then. They have a program that recognizes & bans your computer from accessing the site.
Sure, Dues' meat packing plant link was humorously "TMI Deus" and you ran with that like there was no tomorrow. Someone asked Deus what The Chiefs were gonna do about whether to open or not after the tragic incident early last season. Deus, in a move for the ages, goes,"Well, when the same thing happened at a California meat packing plant, this is what they decided to do.." and he actually posted a link to the article. It took me at least an hour to get off the floor. It was so Deus. And how he could sociologically link the front office protocol of an obscure meat packing plant to what goes on at glistening Arrowhead Stadium's public relations division was raucously hilarious. Yeah, but Deus is Deus and he's seated on Olympus around here. You're lucky you survived that behavioral infraction.
And then there's Tunescribe, who just works so damned hard at putting out a quarterly publication about Progressive Rock. Yeah, and then there's you, who, instead of being grateful to have a kindred soul over here with you, decides to take out his frustrations about his small NYC indie record label going belly up in 2002 after being in business for 15 years. Now, take a step back and see who's the actual tune scribe and who's the degenerate who didn't save a penny and just had to indulge all his Rock & Roll fantasies to the point of ruinous excess. (well, that IS the essence of Rock & Roll after all and Tunescribe plays it way too safe, but I digress)
I betcha BOTH of them have had it with you and they told Ian to press the red button and make you go "Poof".
Then this morning, the whole page loads and it just means so damned much to me. I was awash in a happy wave of childlike acceptance.
Oh, all is right with the world and what a glorious morning it is.
An' plus, Draft is tonight and big special draft webcast on Patriots.com with The PFW In Progress fellas.
Signed,
A Washed-Up Has-Been Who Has No Current Life At 46
(Pewsterbaby a.k.a. Brooklyn Matt)
