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Black Man Given Nation's Worst Job

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  1. TheGodInAGreyHoodie

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    WASHINGTON—African-American man Barack Obama, 47, was given the least-desirable job in the entire country Tuesday when he was elected president of the United States of America. In his new high-stress, low-reward position, Obama will be charged with such tasks as completely overhauling the nation's broken-down economy, repairing the crumbling infrastructure, and generally having to please more than 300 million Americans and cater to their every whim on a daily basis. As part of his duties, the black man will have to spend four to eight years cleaning up the messes other people left behind. The job comes with such intense scrutiny and so certain a guarantee of failure that only one other person even bothered applying for it. Said scholar and activist Mark L. Denton, "It just goes to show you that, in this country, a black man still can't catch a break."

    Black Man Given Nation's Worst Job | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
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    If I was Obama I demand a recount.
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    Are you sure Jesse Jackson didn't write this?
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    The job's got its perqs though.

    How many of you are fathers of daughters?

    Now, how many of you can order an air strike on the little snot's house if he tries to go too far with your daughter?;)
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    #12 Jersey

    Or when you're wife keeps saying not tonight I have a headache you can bomb an aspirin factory in the Sudan. :D

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