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  1. Uncle Rico

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    Funny guy.
    New England Patriots: Rich Ohrnberger
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    Looks like Ocho's greatest accomplishment is we get to follow more Patriots players on twitter.
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    #11 Jersey

    I suddenly want him to make the team next year.
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    Holy crap, that is some funny stuff, most of which can't be posted here, LOL

    I'm following him now, good for a laugh :)
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    Lol. This guy really isn't half-bad.
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    Yup. Dane Fletcher (Gronk's roommate I believe) is pretty funny too, though not at Ohrnberger level.
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    This was a good one too

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    #3 Jersey

    No idea what he means...
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    This, too is a gem.

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    had to look up "Sex Ramp" Actually a pretty cool "piece"of Furniture lol
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    Putting "Call Mom" on the same list is sheer genius.

    Well, for an OL.
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    Holy crap this guy is a comic genius. Had to wipe my eyes of all the laughtears!!
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    Almost enough to get me to surrender to the Tweetborg! Almost! :D
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    :confused2: :confused: :D
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    I Favorited that one days ago, and tweeted to people that Ohrnberger was the funniest athlete on Twitter.
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