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  1. PatsFanInVa

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    Screw Ender's Game....

    The Love of the Game
    (Sung to the tune of "Blood Money")

    [NFL COMPETITION COMMITTEE: FISCHICUS, DUNGYASS, RANDOMUS. ENTER JUDAS MANGINA]

    FISHICUS:
    Cut your protesting, we all have been losers
    We want information, Get up off the field

    RANDOMUS
    Get us the tapes that we need to arrest him

    DUNGYASS:
    You know his movements, Goodell has the Shield


    FISHICUS:
    Point us to who has the questionable camera
    Back of the endzone? The first level rail?

    RANDOMUS:
    We just need to know where security can find him

    DUNGYASS:
    With media around him - then we can't fail



    MANGINA:
    I don't want to keep losing

    FISHICUS
    Neither do we; that's the point of this thing

    MANGINA
    I just want to start winning

    DUNGYASS
    It isn't hypocrisy, you just want a ring



    FISHICUS
    Think of the way they'll perceive you in Brooklyn

    DUNGYASS
    Preen for the media, pretend you're not lame

    FISCHICUS
    And not only that, you may win the division

    DUNGYASS
    It isn't for you, it's for the love of the
    love of the
    love of the game

    JUDAS MANGINA
    On Sunday Night
    You'll find this guy Estrella
    before the crowds
    On the sidelines of the Meadowlands

    COMPETITION COMMITTEE
    Well done JUDAS
    Poor old JUDAS
     
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    Gotta go to work... sort of wanted to get to where I had Easterbrook, the whole ESPN cast, Tomase, various other supernumary media in a chorus saying

    Hosannah hey sannah sanna sanna ho
    Sanna hey sanna ho and how
    Hey BB, BB, please explain to me
    You had everything where is it now?

    Or better yet...

    Take him to Specter! Take him to Specter!

    SPECTER
    "And so the coach,
    Is finally my guest
    And why is this?
    Was Roger unimpressed?

    FANS
    We'll need Comcast
    To smack the NFL
    They have no rule
    To keep a team in hell...
    We want him crucified
    It's all you have to do
    We need him crucified
    It's all you have to do

    SPECTER
    Talk to me, Belichick!
    You have been brought here
    randomly slandered by your own papers
    Do you have the first idea why you deserve it?
    Tell me King of the League
    Where is your Kingdom?
    Look at me, am I a fan?

    BELICHICK
    I have got no comment unless you have a question

    SPECTER
    But you're a king

    BELICHICK
    I'm in the coaching biz
    We have a game. It is what it is.

    SPECTER
    But what is "is"? Is this a Clinton thing?

    BELICHICK
    That's for you guys. I just want a ring.

    FANS
    Crucify him crucify him!
    Remember Comcast
    You have a duty
    To crush the League so crucify him!
    Remember Comcast
    You have a duty
    To crush the League so crucify him!

    SPECTER
    Give me a minute
    Give me a camera
    There's nothing new so I need to ask more questions
    Give me some leverage
    Dirt on Estrella
    There's nothing new I need some ammunition

    FANS
    Crucify him crucify him!....
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    Okay REALLY need to get to work now that dadbum andrew dice webber makin me all late n such rashem frashem...
     
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    That was just ingenious. I loved it, PatsfaninVA.
    I've always loved JCSuperstar.
    Just ingenious. Great job!
    I want more.:D
    I particularly liked BB's second reply to specter.
    "It is what it is" LOL! Perfect fit.
     
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    okay just a little more then I GOTTA go...

    SPECTER
    Where are you from, BB?
    What do you want, BB?
    Tell, tell
    I really don't care if
    I get to suspend you
    I want the NFL, L
    How can you not speak when your legacy's in my hands?
    How can you stay quiet, I don't believe you understand

    BELICHICK
    You have nothing in your hands
    Any power you have
    Comes to you from cable shills
    It is what it is, and I can't change it

    SPECTER
    You're a fool Belichick

    MEDIA/FANS
    Crucify him crucify him
    Remember Comcast
    You have a duty
    To crush the league so crucify him
    Remember Comcast
    You have a duty
    To crush the league so crucify him

    SPECTER
    Don't let me stop
    Your self-non-induction
    In the Hall of Fame
    You misguided Martyr
    I'll get my hands
    On that anti-trust exemption
    Coach if you want to
    Your league'll have no charter...

    (CUE BRASS "Belichick Superstar" THEME RIFF)
     
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    Great stuff. Thanks PatsFanInVa.
    You made that up in the time between your last post?
    Damn. Very impressive.:rocker:
     
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    Pats726 Veteran Starter w/Big Long Term Deal

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    Lol.....great!!!
     
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    Nerd. Nerd. Nerd. Nerd!
     
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    No Jersey Selected

    Brilliance. Sheer brilliance. Thanks for the laugh.
     
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    Okay, these should actually be songs 2 and 3, with the Specter song being #4...

    TRIAL IN THE PRESS

    [COLTS FAN and STEELERS FAN in a bar, watching ESPN; Other voices come from TV screen]

    COLTS FAN
    Who is this mumbling man
    Cluttering up my Sony?
    Who is this unfortunate?

    STEELERS FAN
    Someonecheck, Coach of the Pats

    COLTS FAN
    Oh so that's Bill Belichick?
    I'd have thought a pencil neck
    He looks okay
    But what does he say?
    We all know about the rings
    But I can't hear a ******* thing
    Someonecheck, Coach of the Pats

    DUNGY (from TV)
    How can someone be so wrong
    But so focused for so long?
    A crying shame.
    Bad for the game.

    SCHLERETH
    Now we know of this intrigue,
    Is he still King, king of the league?

    BELICHICK
    It is what it is.

    EASTERBROOK
    What does he mean by that?
    That is not an anwer

    STEELER FAN
    He's deep in trouble friend
    Someonecheck, coach of the Pats

    COLTS FAN
    Hey dude I just realized
    We kept losing to these guys...
    An amazing thing!
    Retro-active rings!

    STEELER FAN
    Stuffed the Edge and then the Bus,
    Too bad it's not up to us...
    It's League football...
    It's Roger's call...


    ROGER'S SONG
    (Sung to the tune of "Herod's Song")

    ROGER
    Belichick I'm overjoyed to meet you face to face
    You have earned yourself a name, but now I've got these tapes
    Nothing lasts forever -- your dynasty is next
    And I've been waiting for this day since I worked for the Jets

    So if you're Belichick, you're the great Belichick,
    Prove to me you're not all wet
    Take away my biggest threat
    Or else I've got a fix
    I'll just confiscate picks
    Come on, Coach of the Pats

    Belichick you won't believe how far you've got to fall
    The league won't need an asterisk, the press will do it all
    So now you've got a girlfriend who looks like Cheryl Tiegs
    You **** her and I'll **** your team; I'm cleaning up the league

    So if you're Belichick, you're the great Belichick
    Take away my Spygate woody
    Or is there nothing in that hoody?
    Draw up that play,
    Make the tapes go away,
    Come on, Coach of the Pats

    Hey aren't you scared Belichick?
    Not a quivering wreck?
    Not intending to resign,
    even with a hefty fine?
    Take him away,
    He has nothing to say,
    Get out, Coach of the Pats

    (Get out of my life!)
     
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    SUPERSTAR

    A PATS FAN
    Every time I look at you I don't understand
    How you let this Spygate thing get so out of hand
    You'd have managed better if you'd shot from the stands
    How'd you let such a sorry team screw up such a great brand?

    If it had been Halas no-one would talk about redemption
    The NFL in 43 had no anti-trust exemption

    Don't you get me wrong
    Don't you get me wrong
    Don't you get me wrong
    Don't you get me wrong
    All I wanna know
    All I wanna know
    All I wanna know
    All I wanna know

    Belichick
    Belichick
    Why could you not tape from the upper deck?
    Belichick
    Superstar
    Why did Tom Brady buy the O-line cars?

    Tell me what you think about your championships,
    Why you think besides yourself's the top of the list?
    Chuck Knoll and the Steelers juiced through four super bowls
    The 49ers did it with Carmen on Parole
    Ask how Walsh achieved it, he'll say "good Policy,"
    The Cowboys taped and did cocaine, but that's not on TV

    Don't you get me wrong
    Don't you get me wrong
    Don't you get me wrong
    Don't you get me wrong
    All I wanna know
    All I wanna know
    All I wanna know
    All I wanna know

    Belichick
    Belichick
    18-0, why was I a nervous wreck?
    Belichick
    Superstar
    Do you think you're what they say you are?
     
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    BradfordPatsFan In the Starting Line-Up

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    Thoroughly enjoyed. Thank you!
     
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