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Belichick Refuses To Disclose Why Tom Brady’s Arm Has Been Sawed Off

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    Belichick Refuses To Disclose Why Tom Brady’s Arm Has Been Sawed Off

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    Belichick Refuses To Disclose Why Tom Brady’s Arm Has Been Sawed Off


    FOXBORO, MA--After several reporters spotted Tom Brady leaving practice yesterday with a jagged, bloody stump where his right arm used to be, Patriots coach Bill Belichick refused to say what was wrong with his quarterback and why his throwing arm had apparently been sawed off.
    “I’ll talk about guys who are here,†Belichick said curtly. “I’m not going to divulge information about guys who are missing. We don’t give out individual player reports during training camp. What’s that? Yes, I am aware of the reports that Tom’s right arm is missing and that it was spotted sticking out of a trash can in the parking lot. However, all I’m going to say is that he’s day-to-day. We have plenty of guys who are here, who are practicing, and who’s limbs are all attached and functioning properly. I don’t see why everybody has to obsess over one player and one limb. This is a team sport.â

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    Re: Belichick Refuses To Disclose Why Tom Brady’s Arm Has Been Sawed Off

    Cute. I enjoyed the Manning satire more, though,
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    Re: Belichick Refuses To Disclose Why Tom Brady’s Arm Has Been Sawed Off

    This would explain that "Pennington shows a strong arm" story in Newsday this morning.

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