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  1. fleabassist1

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    I have found Jesus Christ, my lord and savior. I will now be following the bible blindly and without question because that is his will. I will now be denouncing Obama as president because he is african american and the bible shuns that. I will be changing every single fiber of my being to align myself with the holy spirit - denouncing gay marriage, abortion and gun control - because I can no longer trust myself in believing the things that I want to believe, because satan now controls my every thought. Pray for me as I make my change. I am now against everyone in the following list and damn them all to hell unless they repent:

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    If you too would like to join the crusade, copy and paste the above post into this thread. We must unite against the demons!
     
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    All right, flea. Gonna be watching you from now on.



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    I thought Jesus was about charity of the heart.:confused:
     
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    He is, but some people get carried away. Still, don't forget the money-changers, the scribes and pharisees ..... Jesus let them all have it pretty good. Deservedly so.



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    Is this from God Hates Fags.com.. saw them in NOLA, what a bunch of tools.. marching down Bourbon ST. with their crosses and bullhorns, they make the NOLA police job more difficult then they already have it..
     
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    I was SURE this was going to be a thread about fantasy football.:D

    Wait though, did you see the last group on the poster?!? You may want to reconsider, these people might not let you join up!
     
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    Oh yeah, you're right. Well because thats convenient for me to forgive, I will forgive it. Jesus no longer hates them because the bible now says so.
     
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    I just got it from google, because any argument can be won by google
     
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    Drunkards and fornicators are also on the list, I'm thinking that's strike 2 and strike 3 flea.
     
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    Darnit gosh dolly, foiled again... well the bible must have something in here... *thumbs threw*... Oh here we go, almost every character in the old testament was both! PHEW Another bullet dodged.
     
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    "Loud mouth women" are too.
    My wife's gonna be PISSED!
     
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    You may have struck out with this crew, but don't worry, the scientologists will be happy to have you...
     
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    The only folks left are white haired republicans.. geez what a thought, almost makes you not to want to go to heaven..
     
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    For the strangers came and tried to teach us their way.
    They scorned us just for bein' what we are.
    But they might as well go chasin' after moon beams
    Or light a penny candle from a star.

    And if there's to be a life in the hereafter --
    And somehow I'm sure there's going to be --
    I will ask my God to let me make my heaven,
    In that dear land across the Irish sea.

    DEPORT THAT GOD DAMN LEECH AUNT ZUCCHINI
     
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    Congrats.......... and welcome to the club.

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    What are P. K's.....??
     
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    ... place kickers?
     
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    P. K's and EMO's... ???
     
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    Jesus would torture people, and deny healthcare to those who can't afford it. I believe it was Jesus himself that was the first who said...."get a job!" Jesus wouldn't assist in paying for anyone's healthcare...those lazy immagrants should get to work, and grow up. Jesus would contribute to campaign funds in hopes that the elected rep would write laws that allowed Jesus to get more money, and most importantly, pay less taxes. Jesus hated taxes. Jesus was for a co-op, his last words on the cross had to do with keeping health insurance companies private.

    "I die for your sins, may the iberal comunistic, facist, nazi left wingers NEVER get in the way of your profits. Money is EVERYTHING!" - Jesus

    Jesus was also very big on corporate bonuses. I believe it was the Bible that stated in the book of Matthew "None shall hinder corporate profits, thy shall be done" (I'm paraphrasing, but I heard Glen Beck say that some university did a study on it, and thats what they came up with)

    Jesus was one of the first to talk about "Pre-emptive war". He was one of the fist to include nation building in his teachings. Jesus was a man of war. He fought the muslims, and the communists. He also waged many wars against the facists at ACORN. Jesus wanted every man woman and child to own a gun. He wrote about this often.

    Jesus, unlike some of our elected leaders (cough-cough), was born in the USA! Jesus was a real american, not like some who were clearly born in Kenya. Jesus was a Christian BEFORE he was a jew, and after that became a christian again.

    Jesus Christ could hit a curveball.
     

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