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  1. Mrs.PatsFanInVa

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    I know some of you have got to fit the bill here - this one's for you.

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    Wow. You sure do know a lot about a product which, according to your own link, is used to "treat hot flashes, and burning, itching, and dryness of the vagina and surrounding areas."

    I, however, cannot claim any familiarity with this product so I gladly defer to your personal expertise.
     
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    Don't worry, WP, once you finally find someone stupid enough to get in your kitchen and make you some bacon and eggs you might still be able to afford to pay her enough to get her into your bedroom, too.

    We're all rooting for you.
     
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    Continued reading of the link you provided says "the most common side effects associated with Premarin use are vaginal yeast infections, vaginal spotting or bleeding, painful menses, and cramping of the legs."

    Again, this drug is something I freely admit I know nothing about but I thought you should be forewarned. No need to thank me.
     
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    Ahh, I see the light now. Serrano was simply comparing the trials of menopause (for either party) to the suffering of the crucifixion.

    Man, that cat is deep!

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    Well, God willing you'll never need to know, either - hopefully neither you nor any other man you are close to will ever be one of the 1 in 6 males who is stricken with prostate cancer in their lifetime.

    Premarin is also used to treat that, too.

    Oh, and on the off chance any female might get the sudden urge to castrate you - premarin will be there to help you through your misery.

    But you should already know that seeing as how diligently you've been studying up on it.
     
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