I'm a lawyer. Your case sux. Sorry, but it's true.
1. You can't show damages. "wasting your time" isn't damages. You weren't personally hurt, and you're not out any money.
2. whatever nebulous claim you bring would be subject to the 1st Amendment protections than the media get. Generally, when the media badmouths someone famous, the standard is "actual malice". That means they deliberately and purposefully had to say what they did because they wanted to hurt them. Not that they thought it was XYZ and it turned out to be wrong -- oops sorry. That's not good enough. They need to INTENTIONALLY be trying to wreck your reputation.
3. You don't have standing. If someone says something bad about me, you can't sue them. Only I can.
4. I don't even want to know how you would go about certifying the class of plaintiffs.
5. Lawyers take cases 2 ways -- pay by the hour or contingency, which means you get a cut of the winnings. or, of course, pro-bono, which means for free for a good cause. Nobody is going to pay any lawyer by the hour, the case isn't winnable, so it's a lousy case for contingency, and nobody is willing to take on ESPN for free.
6. If the case is truly insane, lawyer's have potential liability for filing a frivolous lawsuit. So any lawyer who sues ESPN is facing having them sue him back and take his/her money for being a pain in their ass without any right to do it.
So, yeah, no. Sorry.
Send ESPN a hate email if it makes you feel better.
1. You can't show damages. "wasting your time" isn't damages. You weren't personally hurt, and you're not out any money.
2. whatever nebulous claim you bring would be subject to the 1st Amendment protections than the media get. Generally, when the media badmouths someone famous, the standard is "actual malice". That means they deliberately and purposefully had to say what they did because they wanted to hurt them. Not that they thought it was XYZ and it turned out to be wrong -- oops sorry. That's not good enough. They need to INTENTIONALLY be trying to wreck your reputation.
3. You don't have standing. If someone says something bad about me, you can't sue them. Only I can.
4. I don't even want to know how you would go about certifying the class of plaintiffs.
5. Lawyers take cases 2 ways -- pay by the hour or contingency, which means you get a cut of the winnings. or, of course, pro-bono, which means for free for a good cause. Nobody is going to pay any lawyer by the hour, the case isn't winnable, so it's a lousy case for contingency, and nobody is willing to take on ESPN for free.
6. If the case is truly insane, lawyer's have potential liability for filing a frivolous lawsuit. So any lawyer who sues ESPN is facing having them sue him back and take his/her money for being a pain in their ass without any right to do it.
So, yeah, no. Sorry.
Send ESPN a hate email if it makes you feel better.