Herman Cain: Jon Stewart Mocked Me Because I'm A 'Black Conservative' Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain alleged that Comedy Central's Jon Stewart mocked him during a recent episode of the "The Daily Show" because he's a "black conservative." Stewart joked on his show that Cain "offers real solutions to fictional issues." After playing a clip of Cain putting his foot down on the issue of the length of bills, the Comedy Central host impersonated Cain and said, "Bills will be three pages. If I'm president, treaties will have to fit on the back of a cereal box. From now on, the State of the Union address will be delivered in the form of a fortune cookie. I am Herman Cain and I do not like to read." At the Iowa Falls Fire Department on Wednesday, Cain responded to the comedic segment. "Iâ€™m serious about a bill only being three pages the jokeâ€™s on him," said the GOP contender. "And I said secondly, as far as him mocking me, look Iâ€™ve been called every name in the book because Iâ€™m a conservative, because Iâ€™m black." Herman Cain: Jon Stewart Mocked Me Because I'm A 'Black Conservative' (VIDEO) So why, I wonder, does Stewart mock Newt and Sarah and Huntsman and Romney and Weiner and Biden and Boehner and everyone else he mocks on his show? None of them are black. Not all of them are conservative. Oh wait - isn't satire supposed to be mocking? Or what's the point?