1.) Men in Black 2 – Ready, everone join me on the theme song. 1…2…3…”This movie’s gonna fahkin’ suck – It’ll rob me of my ten bucks.” Dood, last time I went to sleep I don’t remembah praying to ************ for fahkin’ world peace, a Sawx world series win and a sequel to “Men In Black” because the first one left so many questions unanswahed. You wanna make a fahkin’ sequel to a ****ty alien comedy? How about fahkin’ “Leonard Paht 7” or “Howard the Duck’s Revenge”? You wanna really talk about Men in Black? How about the time I fahkin’ drove by Donnie Wahlbehg’s new house, you remembah that ham smugglah from the New Kids on the Blawk, back in 1990 and yelled “You Suck!” out my cah window. I was bohed and his group was the reason why no kid in my high school could get his pickle tickled. So, dood, within like 40 seconds theyah weh 12 men in black surrounding my cah. Yup, cops everywheyah for distuhbing the peace. My parents weh WICKED PISSED. Couldn’t drive my dad’s cah for like a month and it’s WICKED HAHD to take youah date to homecoming on youah fahkin’ Huffy. Still, I protested the ticket and won and bought the “Stah Wahs” boxed set with my money. The fohce is strong with Fitzy.
