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  1. Mike the Brit

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    Man mistakes porn DVD as woman's cries for help

    http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=568400

    Oconomowoc - Instincts took over, James Van Iveren says, when he rushed out his door to the sound of a woman being raped in an apartment above.
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    "It was a woman screaming," he recalled Tuesday. "She was screaming for help."

    Sword in hand, he bounded up the stairs, kicked in the door and confronted a man who turned out to be alone - watching a pornographic movie.

    "Now I feel stupid," Van Iveren said.

    Ya think?
     
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    How is this news? This kind of thing happens all the time. Except for the sword thingee, usually the preferred weapon is a baseball bat or golf club or hot gooey cheese pizza.
     
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    Maybe it's the sheltered life I lead ... but where I come from folks tend to keep the volume down when they're watching porn. :)
     
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    Good to have you back regular, Mike.

    Well, here in America we're not so Puritanical. What we do behind closed doors is everybody's business. We're masters of our own domains. We believe a bird in the hand is worth.....
     
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    :rofl:

    Puritans ... New England ... why does something make me associate the two thoughts?
     

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