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  1. reflexblue

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    The title says it all, look at that big scar on Os head. Thats where the Aliens put their mind controls in.

    Obama's scar on head sparks conspiracy theories | Mail Online

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    Commentator Ben Hart wrote on Conservative discussion forum EscapeTyranny.com: ‘Was it a brain operation? Has it affected his thinking? Is he really an alien from another planet?
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    The dreaded alien amygdalaectomy scar.
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    Jeezus! Aliens? That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard in my life. What the hell kind of lows are people going to embrace in their efforts to come up with crazy conspiracies? I'm getting pretty tired of it myself actually, and it's about time some rebuttals were published as prominently as these lame ass conspiracies. Aliens have moved far beyond the need to create scars in people's heads to affect their brain function. If they did it, you'd never know.

    The shoddy handiwork tells me that this is the work of Freemasons, using a microchip that was probably manufactured in the secret Pfizer-Haliburton plant in Ukraine.
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    Next time there is an article posted from the Mail, keep this in mind.. they just lost any minute shread of credibility with this one..
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    Umm, Darryl...they weren't endorsing the idea.

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    They took that out all together, now hes not Afraid of total Appeasement of the Right. He's become..... The Appeaser N Chief
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    Wait. I thought if the brain was removed, he'd be a conservative, right?
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    If his amygdala was removed he'd have no fear. He'd have no fear of pissing off the people that voted for him. Although it works both ways, he'd have no fear off pissing off the Right. But by his actions its clear which way he went. Of course if you don't fear either option you still have to come down on one side or the other. He went with not having fear of angering the people that got him elected. Who knows how he decided on what side to come down on it could have been A roll of the dice, A flip of the coin, A turn... of the Wheel. ;)
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    Fair enough. You've convinced me. I'm definitely buying into this now. :D

    He definitely demonstrates the fearlessness of someone missing their amygdala. It's pretty ballsy for him to run for President when it's obvious he was born in Kenya.
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    Now your cooking with gas.
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    Careful or you'll get a scolding from Titus Pullo.
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    Speaking tonight on taxing the idle rich...if John Boehner lets him

    Speaking of which did you catch the clip where Boehner says that Obama wants a clean bill on the debt ceiling, and announces "not a chance in Hell"?

    :popcorn:

    If the U.S. defaults, 08 will look like a girl-scout picnic.

    So I'm sort of hoping that Obama takes the case to the people, as in calling the Republicans' bluff and laying out what it takes to continue the recovery - or even for the country to function - preemptively.

    To Nik - speaking of the Freemasons, have you gotten your invite to the conspiracy picnic this year? I'm starting to worry about who's keeping the damn lists...
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    Looks more like Mau-Mau tribal scarring to me.
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    He might have a very different idea of, say, the British, from that of a good Irish American kid like yerself...
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    We can't really see who he is, hes fooled all of us. I have it on good authority who wasn't authorized to speak, but did so anyways, that O'bama is now an.....

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    Alien Zombie....:scared: This is what he Really looks like, but he can control our feeble minds so that he looks like a Tall Skinny Black Dude with Jug Ears ;)
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    Not if. When.

    I don't know if the people think he know what it takes to "continue the recovery". With gas headed to $5 soon any gains have been wiped out. I know that increased gas, natural gas and electricity costs will consume all of my small raise.
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    Is it possible for one to remove ones balls through their head? If so, this would actually explain a lot about the last 2 years.

    Either that or the portion of his brain that was removed was his ability to bargain..haggle or stand his ground. Its the car salesman posrtion of the brain.
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    Heh, I'm pretty sure I'm on his ignore list. I have insufficient love of all things wikileaks.

    They're always late to my house. I'm getting the feeling they don't like my beer-battered wings as much as they say.
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    Watch Jug Ears when he is coming down the stairs off his plane, he holds his arms in close to his body and lets his wrists flip flop and bounce, thats a sign of something strange going on in his head, he even does it on small flights of stairs, America is in trouble.

    Where's The Friggin Birth Certificate-----------:confused:
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    Right there under the skin flap

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