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    Woman arrested for public urination in Cambridge

    By Auditi Guha
    Wicked Local Cambridge
    Posted Jun 25, 2010 @ 01:40 PM
    Cambridge — A 35-year-old Cambridge woman was arrested for public urination in a city parking lot.

    On June 17 at 1:39 p.m., two walking officers saw a woman squatting on an empty parking spot, next to meter in a public parking lot at Norfolk Street and Bishop Allen Drive. When she looked up and saw the officers, she stood up without pulling her pants up, giving them and passing public a full view of her uncovered body.

    Officers noted there was a puddle of urine next to her. A man known to police was reportedly with her during this time.

    Emily E. Sheikh, 35, of 240 Albany St. was charged with indecent exposure and disorderly conduct, according to the report.
    She Voted For Obama

    Woman arrested for public urination in Cambridge - Cambridge, Massachusetts - Cambridge Chronicle
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    Here are four other things you didn't know about Emily.

    1. Her personal power animal is the Amazonian Manatee

    2. Her 'Numerology' number is 7. If it wasn't bulls**t, it would mean that she is spiritual, eccentric, and a bit of a loner. Introspective and analytical, she thinks deeply and prefers seclusion.

    3. According to the US Census Bureau°, 0.208% of US residents have the first name 'Emily' and 0.0015% have the surname 'Sheikh'. The US has around 300 million residents, so we guesstimate there are 9 Americans who go by the name 'Emily Sheikh'.

    4. 36% of the letters are vowels. Of one million first and last names we looked at, 47.7% have a higher vowel make-up. This means she is averagely envoweled.

    All about 'Emily Sheikh'
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    and on top of all that she urinates in the street
    :rofl::rofl:
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    Won't be long until we can write our names in the snow, Harry. It's an equal opportunity world out there.
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    But we have better penmanship...........
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    So that's why your nickname is Mrs.P:p
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    :rofl: ... she opened that door.
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    ROFLMAO I walked right into that one, didn't I?
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    "The Cambridge police acted stupidly".
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    How long until the usual suspects cry racism, classism, or whatever ism they can think of to blame the police and excuse her :rolleyes:
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    As a white male who voted for McCain, I almost got kicked out of a military school last summer for urinating off the side of a road. (we were drunk, it was dark and we had to go! I stand by the fact that the only reason we got in trouble was because it was in Utah)
    My personal power animal is the Sumatran Orangutan
    My 'Numerology' number is 1. If it wasn't bulls**t, it would mean that I am ambitious, independent, and self-sufficient. Although I am generally happy, loving, dynamic and charismatic, I can sometimes be egotistical, selfish and melodramatic
    The US has around 300 million residents, so we guesstimate there are 2 Americans who go by the name... Damn! I am so close to being a unique snowflake...
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    After kidney surgery I developed a weak bladder, I often have to take a whiz at inopportune times, need to be very creative, have to look like I am not when I am.. it can be a unique challenge, for a woman more so...

    The police concern me... as the last thing I want is to get a summons for public urination..

    Interesting to see the resolution of this case in Court, lots of smiles and chuckles..
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    I was a truck driver for 42 years, I worked out a system that I could stop in the middle of Times Sq, get out of my truck and pi$s on the street and nobody not even the Cops would know what I was doing, if I had of worked a few more years I would have figured out a way to take a sh!t in the street.
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