best done in a homer Simpson voice.
No way that is best done in a Jim Carey Voice (not sure if the OP was referencing this scene or not)
DOCTOR
Mrs. Robinson? I'm Doctor Handly.
Now who is it that you'd like to
have us look at?
MELISSA
My brother… Eugene.
ANGLE ON ACE - Looking like the football player who never wore a
helmet.
ACE
I'm ready to go in, Coach. Just
give me a chance. I know there's a
lot riding on it, but it's all
psychological. Got to stay in a
positive frame of mind. Memorize
the play book. Study the films.
Ace strikes a dramatic pose and freezes, with a crazed look on his
face.
ACE (CON'T)
I'm gonna execute a button-hook
pattern!
He begins to make a play in slow motion.
ACE (CON'T)
Super slo-mo!
Melissa walks with the Doctor. Patients are sitting around, doing
outdoor therapy, etc.
DOCTOR
You're brother won't be the first
professional football player we've
treated.
MELISSA
Is that right?
DOCTOR
Yes. We're very sensitive to the
emotional stress athletes have to
endure.
Ace runs across the b.g. screaming "I'm open! I'm open!"
DOCTOR
We'll have to do some preliminary
evaluations, but I think your
brother will fit in nicely here.
MELISSA
That's a relief, Doctor.
Ace takes a "snap" from a three-foot hedge and dives over it into the
end zone. Melissa and the
doctor stop to watch him.
DOCTOR
He seems to have some difficulty
letting go of the game. Has he
had a long history of mental
illness?
MELISSA
(truthfully)
As long as I've known him.
Ace does a wild touchdown dance with some of the other patients
participating.
