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  1. Michael

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    Do you have any predictions for 2007?

    This may seem out of left field but, I predict they are finally going to find what happened to Amelia Earhart. Either her plane and/or her remains will be found.
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    + Economy continues to grow; DJIA sets new records
    + More articles in the press about the Real Estate bubble
    + MA continues to lag behind the nation in population growth
    + Osama remains at large
    + JETS lose in 1st round of the playoffs
    + Pats win the SB
    + SETI still hears nothing
    + More celebrity scandals
    + Sox do NOT win and are NOT in the World Series
    + Brady still single
    + LOST still an enigma
    + France surrenders
    + Italy forms new govt
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    Some of those are gimmes but, I predict you will be right in at least 6 of those. :D
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    Reception from the psychic world is a little murky today.

    It's EITHER:

    "Bill Belichick resigns to become President of Harvard, Condoleezza Rice takes over as Head Coach of the New England Patriots"

    OR:

    "Condoleezza Rice resigns to become President of Harvard, Bill Belichick takes over as Secretary of State"
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    Well at least Bill is qualified for both jobs. ;)
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    You're right; that was out of left field!

    I can't really think of anything too substantial. . .but here's my try:

    - One of the English princes will get married (not to me, unfortunately)
    - K-Fed will father another child
    - One of the Vick brothers will be charged with at least one felony
    - Dan Shaughnessy will continue to be a blustering buttwipe
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    I predict that all of these will come true and you will be considered the 21st century equivalent of Rasputin.
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    I predict that all celebrities have resolved to behave in 2007 and will make good on it.

    Who is France surrendering to this time?
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    Lichtenstein.
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    Interesting. What are the terms?
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    Unconditional surrender along with 2 bottles of Lafitte.
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    1. Israel agrees on the establishment on a Palestinian state, with the proviso that they pronounce it "Pale-steen".

    2. The current government of Iraq extends the area under its control to a twelve square-block radius.

    3. The Super Bowl Champion NE Patriots struggle against adversity as key water carriers and truck drivers depart to head programs in major universities and down-and-out pro teams. The decline of the Patriots franchise is widely considered sealed when an NFL-Europe allocated receiver signs with another team's practice squad.

    4. Bulletin board personality hired as New England offensive coordinator, but leaves after one day, after a conflict with management. "They just wanted me to coordinate all the offensive "bulletin board material" this year," the new OC lamented.

    5. In a related story, everybody on Patsfans.com either sues, slugs, or converts one other member, beginning about 2 hours after the end of the super bowl. Courts, churches, and hospitals fill to capacity until the college combines.

    6. Turning to foreign news: A couple other places invade each other. We invade somewhere without any real idea of why we're invading, other than "because we can." Spirited (American) supporters or detractors of one side or another call their (American) opposite numbers "worse than Hitler."

    7. Echoing Ronald Reagan's earlier "Peace through Strength" mantra, GW Bush unveils the slogan "Victory through Defeat." Bush chides media pundits who find the slogan amusing with the charge of "defeatism."
    "You don't ever hear a story of hope in the face of surmountable odds," he notes.

    8.... along the same lines, this one is just a wish: for all our guys back, the sooner the better!!! And I don't care if it's "after they stabilize the country" (which I believe we can no longer be the agent of...) or not.

    Come home safe to all you guys!

    PFnV
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    1. Mora Jr. becomes Miami HC - put's Marcus Vick under QB.

    2. Some sort of terror attack somewhere in the world.

    3. We declare war on Kuwait for "Harboring Terrorists"

    4. Bin Laden is found, the bastard... can I say that?

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