It's all but in the books now that the Bolts have righted the ship- Seedings: Byes- 1) NE (15-1) - Brady wants another ring and still can't swallow thinking about how close they came last year...Welker voted 13th Man as Moss reveals Brady named him godfather of first child. 2) Indy (14-2) - Over center on the 2nd of December, Manning barks like rabid dog and gesticulates like Jamaican traffic cop, confusing JAX just enough to get Harrison free for 2 point conversion and the win that will give Colts the division. Joe Addai is team MVP. Wild Card Round- 3) Pitt (13-3) - Celebrating the near completion of cupcake schedule with drunken hunters in PA mountains, Big Ben is minorly injured in Christmas Day snowmobiling accident, has new gold tooth in place for playoff run. vs. 6) Baltimore (11-5) - After consecutive games against SD, NE and Indy, Kyle Boller is given medal of honor by Billick for managing to keep chinstrap buckled and avoiding costly fine. 4) SD (11-5) - Season saved when Turner laminates in-game play calling sheet that reads - "handoff to LT, Throw to LT, send thank you note to LT's mom." Goodell bans Merriman's lastest sack dance. vs. 5) Jax (12-4) - Confused by playing wildcard game on the road against a team with a poorer record, Jack Del Rio challenges season results by throwing red flag on the field before opening kickoff. You heard it here first!