2006 red sox offensive predictions

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  1. patsfan55

    patsfan55 In the Starting Line-Up

    #95 Jersey

    before every yr i predict their numbers

    i base all these numbers off past performances and other factors

    c-jason varitek
    .280 avg, 20 hrs, 75 rbi, .375 obp, .865 ops

    1b-kevin youkilis
    .280 avg, 18 hrs, 70 rbi, .410 obp, .800 ops

    2b-mark loretta
    .300 avg, 30 2bs, 15 hrs, 70 rbi, 100 runs, .365 obp, .850 ops

    ss-alex gonzalez
    .260 avg, 30 2bs, 14 hrs, 75 rbi, .325 obp, .745 ops

    3b-mike lowell
    .260 avg, 22 hrs, 95 rbi, .355 obp, .845 ops

    lf-manny ramirez
    .310 avg, 35 2bs, 42 hrs, 155 rbi, .405 obp, 1.005 ops

    cf-coco crisp
    .290 avg, 40 2bs, 22 hrs, 80 rbi, 120 runs, .355 obp, .855 ops

    rf-trot nixon
    .280 avg, 30 2bs, 20 hrs, 80 rbi, .375 obp, .865 ops

    dh-david ortiz
    .310 avg, 45 2bs, 58 hrs, 180 rbi, .405 obp, 1.075 ops
  2. pats1

    pats1 Moderator PatsFans.com Supporter

  3. JoeSixPat

    JoeSixPat Pro Bowl Player

    My prediction is 5 Red Sox press conferences scheduled for 5 minutes before kickoff next season
  4. Willie55

    Willie55 In the Starting Line-Up

    My prediction is Curt and Shonda Schilling will actually think people care about what they think and they will be seen on endless commercials.

    edit: does that say 58 hrs and 180 rbi's for Ortiz or am I drunk?
    Last edited: Feb 10, 2006
  5. IcyPatriot

    IcyPatriot ------------- PatsFans.com Supporter

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    Mark Loretta will be a fan favorite before the all-star break. The Red Sox will surpass last years numbers. Trot Nixon will surpass those numbers by 20% and will be the teams 3rd best offensive weapon...then he will get hurt before the playoffs...because he's Trot and that's the kind of crap luck that he has.
  6. Fanfrom1960

    Fanfrom1960 In the Starting Line-Up

    Yah, if the Red Sox play in an A league. You forgot pitching: Schilling 22 - 6, Beckett 16 - 5, Wakefield 18 - 12, Clement 16 - 10, Arroyo 14 - 8. Sox win AL East by 15 games.
  7. PatsWorldChamps

    PatsWorldChamps Rotational Player and Threatening Starter's Job

    Yes, 5 sox press conferences scheduled 5 minutes before pats games...

    also, 6 PC's for front office moves, 5 globe polls related to sox vs pats (sox will win all, or they will re-do the poll ;)

    4 Manny-being-mannies, 3 schilling political rants, 2 theo versus larry's, 1 stadium redesign, and a Henry in a pear tree
  8. PatsSaintsSox

    PatsSaintsSox Practice Squad Player

    Come on now, the schillings do a lot of stuff for cancer research...

    the spelling is off cuz i am drunk
  9. Tunescribe

    Tunescribe PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

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    My predictions for the Desperate Housewives in 2006:

    * Manny Ramirez will hit a home run and stop to take a nap while rounding the bases between second and third.

    * Theo Epstein will wear a gorilla suit to all press conferences.

    * Curt Schilling's wife will get her own show on WEEI and Curt will call in regularly for the family's grocery list.

    * Jason Varitek will be put on the disabled list with a severe case of hemorrhoids.

    * Bronson Arroyo will be arrested and charged with possession of marijuana.

    * Johnny Damon will charge the mound and pummel Tim Wakefield after getting beaned in the season's first game between the Desperate Housewives and Yankees.

    * Coco Crisp will collide with a milk truck en route to Fenway and drown in his car.

    * Mike Lowell will be reassigned to the Lowell Spinners.

    * Trot Nixon will catch a fly ball with one out and the bases loaded and toss it into the stands thinking the inning is over.

    * Larry Lucchino will be linked with the Mafia during an undercover FBI sting.

    * Fenway Park will spontaneously implode under the weight of new construction.

    * Clement admits he's a vampire and the team announces he will pitch only night games.
    Last edited: Feb 11, 2006
  10. PatsWorldChamps

    PatsWorldChamps Rotational Player and Threatening Starter's Job

    i must be drunk then, cuz your spelling seems fine (assuming you used the contraction "cuz" on purpose)
  11. PatsWorldChamps

    PatsWorldChamps Rotational Player and Threatening Starter's Job

    LOL i could see that.
  12. IcyPatriot

    IcyPatriot ------------- PatsFans.com Supporter

    #24 Jersey

    What's the over/under on a new Urinal in the scoreboard area...that cup is getting nasty.
  13. Willie55

    Willie55 In the Starting Line-Up

    LOL. How many press conferences would the Red Sox need for this one.
  14. pats1

    pats1 Moderator PatsFans.com Supporter

    All-new beams were put in before they started. Believe me, I have some inside sources (or at least a former inside source...he took the same route as Theo after dealing with 'The Jerk' Larry and 'The Queen' Janet Marie Smith.)
    Last edited: Feb 11, 2006

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