2006 red sox offensive predictions

[patsfan55]

before every yr i predict their numbers

i base all these numbers off past performances and other factors

c-jason varitek
.280 avg, 20 hrs, 75 rbi, .375 obp, .865 ops

1b-kevin youkilis
.280 avg, 18 hrs, 70 rbi, .410 obp, .800 ops

2b-mark loretta
.300 avg, 30 2bs, 15 hrs, 70 rbi, 100 runs, .365 obp, .850 ops

ss-alex gonzalez
.260 avg, 30 2bs, 14 hrs, 75 rbi, .325 obp, .745 ops

3b-mike lowell
.260 avg, 22 hrs, 95 rbi, .355 obp, .845 ops

lf-manny ramirez
.310 avg, 35 2bs, 42 hrs, 155 rbi, .405 obp, 1.005 ops

cf-coco crisp
.290 avg, 40 2bs, 22 hrs, 80 rbi, 120 runs, .355 obp, .855 ops

rf-trot nixon
.280 avg, 30 2bs, 20 hrs, 80 rbi, .375 obp, .865 ops

dh-david ortiz
.310 avg, 45 2bs, 58 hrs, 180 rbi, .405 obp, 1.075 ops

 

[pats1]

There is a Red Sox forum for this...

And there's also ZiPS projections:

http://www.baseballthinkfactory.org/files/oracle/discussion/2006_zips_projections_boston_red_sox/

 

[JoeSixPat]

My prediction is 5 Red Sox press conferences scheduled for 5 minutes before kickoff next season

 

[Willie55]

My prediction is Curt and Shonda Schilling will actually think people care about what they think and they will be seen on endless commercials.

edit: does that say 58 hrs and 180 rbi's for Ortiz or am I drunk?

 

[IcyPatriot]

Mark Loretta will be a fan favorite before the all-star break. The Red Sox will surpass last years numbers. Trot Nixon will surpass those numbers by 20% and will be the teams 3rd best offensive weapon...then he will get hurt before the playoffs...because he's Trot and that's the kind of crap luck that he has.

 

[Fanfrom1960]

before every yr i predict their numbers

i base all these numbers off past performances and other factors

c-jason varitek
.280 avg, 20 hrs, 75 rbi, .375 obp, .865 ops

1b-kevin youkilis
.280 avg, 18 hrs, 70 rbi, .410 obp, .800 ops

2b-mark loretta
.300 avg, 30 2bs, 15 hrs, 70 rbi, 100 runs, .365 obp, .850 ops

ss-alex gonzalez
.260 avg, 30 2bs, 14 hrs, 75 rbi, .325 obp, .745 ops

3b-mike lowell
.260 avg, 22 hrs, 95 rbi, .355 obp, .845 ops

lf-manny ramirez
.310 avg, 35 2bs, 42 hrs, 155 rbi, .405 obp, 1.005 ops

cf-coco crisp
.290 avg, 40 2bs, 22 hrs, 80 rbi, 120 runs, .355 obp, .855 ops

rf-trot nixon
.280 avg, 30 2bs, 20 hrs, 80 rbi, .375 obp, .865 ops

dh-david ortiz
.310 avg, 45 2bs, 58 hrs, 180 rbi, .405 obp, 1.075 ops

Yah, if the Red Sox play in an A league. You forgot pitching: Schilling 22 - 6, Beckett 16 - 5, Wakefield 18 - 12, Clement 16 - 10, Arroyo 14 - 8. Sox win AL East by 15 games.

 

[PatsWorldChamps]

My prediction is 5 Red Sox press conferences scheduled for 5 minutes before kickoff next season

Yes, 5 sox press conferences scheduled 5 minutes before pats games...

also, 6 PC's for front office moves, 5 globe polls related to sox vs pats (sox will win all, or they will re-do the poll

4 Manny-being-mannies, 3 schilling political rants, 2 theo versus larry's, 1 stadium redesign, and a Henry in a pear tree

 

[PatsSaintsSox]

My prediction is Curt and Shonda Schilling will actually think people care about what they think and they will be seen on endless commercials.

edit: does that say 58 hrs and 180 rbi's for Ortiz or am I drunk?

Come on now, the schillings do a lot of stuff for cancer research...

the spelling is off cuz i am drunk

 

[Tunescribe]

My predictions for the Desperate Housewives in 2006:

* Manny Ramirez will hit a home run and stop to take a nap while rounding the bases between second and third.

* Theo Epstein will wear a gorilla suit to all press conferences.

* Curt Schilling's wife will get her own show on WEEI and Curt will call in regularly for the family's grocery list.

* Jason Varitek will be put on the disabled list with a severe case of hemorrhoids.

* Bronson Arroyo will be arrested and charged with possession of marijuana.

* Johnny Damon will charge the mound and pummel Tim Wakefield after getting beaned in the season's first game between the Desperate Housewives and Yankees.

* Coco Crisp will collide with a milk truck en route to Fenway and drown in his car.

* Mike Lowell will be reassigned to the Lowell Spinners.

* Trot Nixon will catch a fly ball with one out and the bases loaded and toss it into the stands thinking the inning is over.

* Larry Lucchino will be linked with the Mafia during an undercover FBI sting.

* Fenway Park will spontaneously implode under the weight of new construction.

* Clement admits he's a vampire and the team announces he will pitch only night games.

 

[PatsWorldChamps]

Come on now, the schillings do a lot of stuff for cancer research...

the spelling is off cuz i am drunk

i must be drunk then, cuz your spelling seems fine (assuming you used the contraction "cuz" on purpose)

 

[PatsWorldChamps]

* Bronson Arroyo will be arrested and charged with possession of marijuana.

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LOL i could see that.

 

[IcyPatriot]

What's the over/under on a new Urinal in the scoreboard area...that cup is getting nasty.

 

[Willie55]

* Coco Crisp will collide with a milk truck en route to Fenway and drown in his car.

LOL. How many press conferences would the Red Sox need for this one.

 

[pats1]

* Fenway Park will spontaneously implode under the weight of new construction.

All-new beams were put in before they started. Believe me, I have some inside sources (or at least a former inside source...he took the same route as Theo after dealing with 'The Jerk' Larry and 'The Queen' Janet Marie Smith.)