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    U.S. troops in Afghanistan this month will receive a new tool that the Pentagon says will help them root out potential terrorists — a hand-held lie detector.

    Story:
    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23926278/
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    Nah.....why use that stuff when we can just torture them like drunken frat boys?

    On the real...I never understood why they wouldn't use lie detectors or 'sodium pentathol' ...etc when trying to get information out of suspected terrorists. It seems to me thats the best way to get info without getting in trouble. You might also actually gain truthful and useful inofrmantion. Sems to me that sodium pentathol might be illegal, introducing a foreign subject into someones body, but .... are there laws against lie detectors?
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    Oh dear God, will this offend them, what about thier civil liberties, Oh Jesus please don't let this happen, f-cking Bush.
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    I wonder if this works flawlessly via a translator !?

    /Blue correct answer.
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    All this device is a hand held dumbed down lie-detector. Instead of having to read a polygraph print-out and interpreter it the hand- held does that and flashes red or green. They don't use them because neither one is totally reliable on their own IMO. But I wouldn't doubt if NA-Penn, or something like it is used in conjunction with some form of ahh "more intense" questioning.
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    C,mon Nem
    Fogbuster harryboy and patsfan13 are having heartfelt pangs of love hurts...
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    BULBS? BULBS? It would have melted down,or caught on fire instantly. :eek:

    Ahh,Nem get with the times it wouldn't use bulbs, maybe tubes and they'd have to wait for those to warm up. :D
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    there are certainly voice stress detectors available for a PC ....

    there is a bunch of freeware that does it, and a bunch of payware....

    We should run some experiments:

    The Control:
    Bill Clinton saing he did not have sexual relations with that woman....

    The Experiment:
    Bush's state of the union speech includiing the 'yellowcake'.

    I bet they are similar.
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    I kid Nem about being behind the times with the "light bulb" comment, but I am also I don't have a clue as to what is out there for software. I just figured out how to cut and past headlines. But I believe your right about being somewhat able to detect lieing in, I say somewhat because thats what I think this device this thread is about does just that. But is much more sophisticated. The stress would certainly come through even on tape........
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    Tee hee, I get it: "red" as in "red states" (Republican) are all "liars"!! :rofl:

    Ha-ha, tee-hee, that's really clever!! :rolleyes:

    Did some clever man or woman, like one of Letterman's joke writers, dream this puppy up!! Hoot, hooot!!

    What a funny!! Red = bad !! I get it!! So clever!! So smart!! James Carville, you are a freaking GENIUS!!!! AlGore wants to share his Nobel Prize with you!!! :rofl:

    Too freaking funny, dudes!! "Red = Lying" WOW!!!

    [size=+4] SH!THEADS!!! [/size]


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    You be Trippin Yo!
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    red also means STOP


    as in STOP the insanity! I don't think this is a dem-repub issue. why are you so polarized?
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    You know god damned well who made it partisan, the jackass who does it all the time. Mike "Benedict Arnold" Allen!
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    Pete Brady was benedict arnold
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    Stop She Cried
    Then She Pulled
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    Still here Benedict.
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    We need one of those in here ... then we'll see who REALLY likes Obama and who just says it because they like the sound of it :rofl:

    BTW: would that thing go off if a Jet's fan says his team will go to the Super Bowl this year?
    Could any Jet fan really say that and mean it?
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